The mess continues apace: I believe I counted seven “King/Queen of England” references in this one, plus some misogyny, a Posh Ex-Girlfriend and Someone With Secret Gun, a tray full of condoms and cocaine, and the WORST head of security in history. FIRE TED.

I know this is long, but please join me anyway because it’s kind of fun to be apoplectic at how bad it is, and then JOAN COLLINS descends next week.┬áSo y’all HAVE to stick with me here, the better to have a group hug when she appears.

Tags: The Royals
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