FIRE TED: still not fired. Joan Collins, still not here. Swimwear, by and large, provided by Elizabeth Hurley’s own design company, which… the less said the better, if we’re talking about anything Eleanor wore. All we really have here is a bow and arrow and a turban and the show’s sudden decision to swap out “future King of England” with “Crown Prince of England,” which… y’all totally didn’t fix the correct problem there (“Prince of Wales” terminology notwithstanding; the heir has to have that conferred upon him. Maybe Liam is going to get that for his next birthday?).
Anyway. COMMENCE BITCHING.