A proposal! An outburst! A break-up! A snit fit! Sobbing! Another outburst! Me, losing my mind over the unconscionable rudeness of Sarah Bunting, who MUST STOP BEING INVITED TO DOWNTON MY GOD YOU GUYS CUT IT OUT. Violet, implying that perhaps Prince Kuraguin’s missing princess has taken to prostitution! Indeed, this episode had nearly everything. Let’s dig right in.

As always, we thank thee kindly for keeping season five spoilers tucked neatly under thy vest and close to thy heart until we sad Americans who don’t somehow stream it catch up.