Fug or Fab: Kim Kardashian


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The breakup bangs have arrived, folks.

I don’t necessarily think these bangs are REAL — Kim Kardashian, at this point, seems like someone who is way too business-focused to do anything to her appearance that can’t quickly be undone (like, say, by pulling out a clip) — but they are here. And I actually don’t hate them on her. What distracts me MORE is how totally fake the REST of her hair looks. I want to chop it off around her shoulders and give it some loose waves and then see where we are with the fringe. The outfit… well, the outfit is tight, white, and puts her breasts in the spotlight, just like 60 percent of the things she likes to don. It might work for her, but it doesn’t look all that comfortable unless her plan was to ring in the new year by putting her lungs on a diet.

And then there was this:

See that, Humphries? She doesn’t need you! Any ol’ Kris in a tux will do!

But, the bangs:

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  1. momo
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    I wish there was the option “No. Ick, just ick.”

  2. Stefanie
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    I find her dressed in white and her mom dressed in a tux very disturbing. It’s like Kris wants to assume the roll of husband in her life..or something like that. (Kinda like an oedipus/electra complex but in this case the mother is sleeping with the daughter to kill the (ex)husband.) /brainbleachplease.

    • GingerLover
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      Arrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!! Unclean, unclean!

      • GingerLover
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        Oh and sorry but in what universe could this possibly be Fug or Fab? Dear Heather, please know we love you, but we wonder if you are FULLY recovered from the holidays?

  3. Jasmine
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    She looks so… uncomfortable in that dress. How to breathe, Kim? Go up a size and we’ll talk.

  4. Ms. Chanandler Bong
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    KA-BLAM! KA-POW Boobs all in every ones faces. Her mom dresses like such a in idiot.

  5. Orange clouds
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    She looks like she is about to explode out of this dress. Not good.

  6. jjdaddyo
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    Was she in Vegas for the AVN awards or something? That’s what this outfit looks like.

  7. mary lou bethune
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    NO ONE CARES>>. they are do nothings, and tacky ones at that. I do not see the interest- they seem plastic.
    Please stop showing them. What happened to Renee Z or Sharon Stone?

  8. Bella
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    I can’t even vote in the poll because the pic of KK and her mom is truly disturbing. What are they trying to do here? I fear they will never go away.

  9. Francesca
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    Boringly predictable fashion worn by someone without an ounce of style. Every single one of them gets a “bleh” in my book.

  10. L
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    Her hair makes me think of Cleopatra, which makes me think of Elizabeth Taylor, which makes me think that’s who Kim wants to become. The jeweled collar adds to the Single White Femaleness of it.

  11. Billie
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    I can smell the desparation in this and I’m 4 states away. Just. Stop.

  12. lor
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    a) please make the Kardashians GO AWAY
    b) white makes things look bigger – not a wise move here
    c) sprayed on dress??
    d) bizarre with groom/mom and bride/kim
    e) Elvira!

  13. vandalfan
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    My first impression was that each of her breasts are as big as her WHOLE HEAD. My Inner Mom wants to take her aside and tell her, “Honey, you’re so naturally pretty you don’t have to wear the entire makeup counter from Nordstrom’s. Seriously.” But judging from what’s next to her, she really didn’t have a mother, just an exploitative girlfriend.

    • Minutiae
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      This is always my thought. The girl is naturally gorgeous, yet she goes out of her way to look as tarty and tacky as possible. The tarantula eyes are just horrific.

      • LG
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        YES. Just YES. Every pic I’ve seen of her under the headline “STARS! Without Makeup!” she looks about three million times better.

    • Bambi Anne Dear
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      I think” naturally” is stretching the truth somewhat.

    • granny
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      Naturally pretty – no way. That face was carved by the knife.

  14. debra
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    please stop putting pictures of all of these skanks (mom included) on your website…nothing annoys me more than to see these nobodies and their
    pimp mother on your great website…thank you!!!

    • Heather
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      Unfortunately, sometimes that’s all we have to work with — don’t have an unlimited supply of photos.

  15. Kimberli House
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    I think we should continue to see postings on these freaks. They’re all so pitiful that it’s laughable. Plus, I feel better about myself and my parents.

  16. yeahandalso
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    I saw this in a comment on an article about her yesterday: “Can’t we leave her in 2011″ and that sums up my feelings about her…over it, do not care to see her every again

  17. gpleigh
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    Oooof, she looks like a washed up lounge singer a couple decades older than her real age. That dress is just horrific, the super long hair is from a couple of decades ago, the face caked with make-up. So desperate and so without any class whatsoever. UGH.

  18. Laura
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    Yeah Kim, WE KNOW. Put them away already.

  19. Kary
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    Apparently the breakup bangs came with breakup boobs.

  20. Liz
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    needs a third option along the lines of “I DO NOT CARE, GO AWAY.”

  21. LibraryChick
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    I like the shiny silvery stuff on the sandals Kris is wearing. That’s the only part I enjoyed in the picture.

  22. anonymoose
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    supercreepy, and 2 months late for halloween.

  23. Melissa
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    Is she turning into Cher?

  24. quichepup
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    I’m the only person who ignored Whatsherface in the tighty whiteys and zeroed in on the woman next to her. My first thought was Janelle Monae wants her look back. And folks, she wore it a heckuva lot better. See for yourself.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwnefUaKCbc&ob=av2e

    • Chris
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      This comment enrages me because Janelle Monae would never…actually, she would, just not next to Kim Kardashian.

      But you mentioned Janelle freaking Monae and KRIS M-F’IN JENNER in the same sentence, and I don’t know if I could forgive you for that. (And also, while I do cherish “Tightrope,” I kind of liked “Many Moons” better.)

      All I can hope for is that Kris doesn’t come up with her own android alter ego that’s desperately in love with herself Kim. Because that would be awkward.

    • melanie
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      Janelle Monae is far from the first female entertainer whose look involved a tux.

  25. joan
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    make her and her whole wretched family go away. please.

  26. Chris
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    Rage about blasphemy in comments aside: Apparently, Kim believes in life after love, although I’m betting that she wishes that she could turn back time, if she could find a way.

  27. Nicole
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    Funny. I thought this was snooki in the thumbnail.

  28. Sweetsinger
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    is there anything about this girl that IS real?
    NOT!

  29. Joyce
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    Maybe the Maya end of the world, Armageddon thing is just for the Kardashians. Oh please let that be.

    • Pesh
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      Just had a ‘laugh till the soda comes out of your nose’ moment after reading this comment. Also, shout out to the whole gfy community all the way from uganda, east africa.yes,we do have internet

      • Chaiaiai
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        Uganda in the HIZZY!!!

        Also, I’m down with the end of the world taking the K’s out. Me too, if that’s what it comes to. See what I’d do for humanity?

  30. Moi
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    Let’s cut to the chase here: girl looks like a hooker. And not even all that high class of one.

  31. Rene
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    I too, want another option. One that says “I refuse to vote because I am totally sick of the Kim Kardashian PR machine. I wish to pretend she doesn’t exist.”

  32. Stephanie
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    “Any ol’ Kris in a tux will do!”

    you made me lol :)

  33. dee cee
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    She looks like Snookie, but bigger and more desperate depressing with her ring master mom on hand to guide her to the next slutty-con artist mission to make cash.

    • anonymoose
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      Looks like overgrown toddlers in tiaras to me.
      Perverse at any age.

  34. MJ
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    This reminds of the Kardashian skit on SNL, where Kristen Wiig plays the mother and tries to weasel her way in as the ‘fourth sister’

  35. Maria
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    Hideous. It’s all hideous. Don’t you think all the hair is a wig? I truly can’t fathom why these people are in our lives in any way shape or form.

  36. char
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    NO MAKE IT STOP. Not since the heyday of JSimp have I so wanted a celebrity to disappear. She’s loathsome. As is the dress, which doesn’t fit, and her stupid stupid hair and her globby tarantula-eyes makeup.

  37. Sajorina
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    #1) EW!

    #2) LOVE the mamager’s shoes, but everything else is FUG AS HELL!

    #3) KILL that horrible thing with fire! Also, burn the dress!

  38. Jules
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    I’m kinda afraid to criticize some one from such an illustrious family…
    but I think she’s dressed less like a starlet trying to reinvent herself
    and more like a girl at a trade show or convention.

  39. NYCGirl
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    At times like these, I try to take solace in the fact that it once seemed we’d never stop hearing about what’s-her-name two posts down. But she has largely, and deservedly, faded from view, and some day so will the Ks…right? RIGHT?!

  40. Karin W.
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    I’m sad to have to step up and defend Kris Jenner, of all the uninteresting people in the world, but I love a tux on a woman. Granted, she wears it very badly (untucked shirt? Yves is rolling in his grave), but when done well it’s an extremely elegant, classic look. The “ew, genderbending!” comments bother me a little, to be frank.

    • Chris
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      Personally, I think it’s complicated in this case. Speaking for myself (and yeah, I’m pretty sure there’s a bit of, “EWW, TRANNY!” going on around here), it’s not so much that she’s wearing the tux (and it’s not even that bad), it’s that it looks kind of vaguely like a wedding portrait…which, considering her relationship with her daughters as manager/pimp, is rather unfortunate.

      Plus, didn’t she already pull this in Kristmas Kard ’11? (Okay, so she forced the rest of her family to pull this, but it doesn’t matter.)

  41. DressedWell
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    We just do not like this dress! There is not one good thing about it! Not sure about the hair either.

  42. ChaChaHeels
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    Ah, she looks goofy, and her mother looks big in that outfit. I know everyone is full of hate for Kim and her Liz Taylor wannabe looks, but Liz was actually gracious towards her about that. Of course, that says so much more about Liz Taylor’s character than it ever will about Kim’s–but maybe, if we all saw things Liz’s way in this instance Kim would stop being such a controversy and so thoroughly hated and debated. If we can get that to stop happening…then it’s a good bet she and her whole family would disappear, quietly.

  43. jessie
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    No need to specify that her bangs arent real. Pretty much no part of her is at this point…

  44. melanie
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    Why are the bangs so uneven, real or not?

  45. Mouse
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    Outfits aside – what I find more pathetic is the mom desperately trying to live vicariously through her children’s “celebrity” and tagging along at every party outing, drinking with her children, dressing like an idiot and squeezing herself into dresses better suited for…well…no one. Really desperate. Really pathetic.

    • Kellilee
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      I think that’s a momager’s deal…vicariously living out their unsuccessful attempts at fame through their children. See also: Dina Lohan, Lynne Spears.

  46. lisas
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    I never watch the show so I may be the only person on the internet not sick of the Kardashians.

    I really like Kim’s dress. I’m sorry! But I do. If it was a leeeeetle bit longer and a leeetle bit looser I would totally wear it. I love minis with long sleeves. I also really like the shoes/bangles combo and the neck detail and even the boob window.

    I don’t care as much for Kris’ tux, it’s not well pulled-off I agree, too predictable and not brave enough. My favourite lady-in-a-tux was Rihanna’s high-water pants puffed-sleeve jacket look followed immediately by Dietrich in her very manly looking tux. Either go bizarre or go manly. Sexing up a tux bores me.

  47. Emily
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    No, just no. No more of her. None. Just stop it.

  48. Daryl
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    Well, at least Kris got a second wearing out of the Christmas card tux

  49. Cait
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    I don’t know, I think she looks pretty good, if you can overcome the Kardashian fatigue. (It’s understandable if you can’t.)

  50. Alexis
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    This chick never met a tight, revealing dress she didn’t love. Unfortunately for her, the dresses don’t always love her back. Such as this one, which makes her look fat…ter than usual :D

  51. schadenfreudelicious
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    where is the “I couldn’t give a sh*t” option? :)

  52. rachel grace
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    why does jenner always wear those gd tuxedos?

  53. Ranee Singleton
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    Folks, I am equally grossed out by this whole family, but they have to be put up here from time to time for March Madness!!! Just think of the pairings. Kim K against one of the sisters, and the other sister gets paired against the brother, etc. And Grandma Bruce Jenner is a play in.

  54. adriele
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    She looks like snooki with the getup on. Short and squatty. Seriously, squint at it and you’ll swear it’s Snooki.

    I’m all for break up haircuts as much as the next girl, but adding bangs to crazy long hair doesn’t help.

    • fritanga
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      Thank you! That’s exactly what I thought when I saw this photo: “Kim is angling to be Snooki’s replacement on Jersey Shore. She’s moving on up!”

      Well, it would be a seamless transition. Both women have the same amount of class,depth, sincerity, intelligence and taste.

  55. Ladyblahblah
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    Looks like Cher after a lobotomy and a 6 month strudel and sodium diet circa 1988. On the upside, at least there are no pictures from behind. There would not be enough copies of Photoshop in existence to cover that bit of nasty.

  56. C. Shannon
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    Gorge rises in my throat at every account or image of these … people. Could you please dispense with all of them? Any of them would gladly pose in a flame-patterned catsuit with the L.A. arsonist, if it meant a front page or $50. Basta!

  57. ccm800
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    That’s a size two body BTW. Dontcha believe me? just ask US Weekly. This clown is a full on drag queen at this point.

  58. Emma
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    What is it with the Kardashians and bow ties lately?

  59. Emily MG
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    FAKE. She was in Dallas last night and no bangs to be seen. Can’t figure out how to put the link here, but Khloe put pics on her site. (No, I’m not a reader of Kh’s site. I live in Dallas, so the “news” of the sisters at the Mavs game made the rounds.)

    In theory: I like the bangs. In actuality, they made her headsuit look like a major wig.

  60. Melody
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    Is it just me, or do her boobs look like they really need some wrangling? Someone needs to tell her they’re slipping sideways; she is too young to look like that. I think. Doesn’t she look like she’s on the road to becoming a Gabor or Elizabeth Taylor, somewhere in her 40s? I just don’t see why this is what’s ‘hot’. That body looks like it’s aging beyond the years her face admits to.

  61. Mahima
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    Preity Zinta (A has-been Indian actor) wore the dress way before….and she looks way prettier :)
    http://www.ndtv.com/album/listing/entertainment/same-to-same-kim-k-copies-preity-6485

  62. alana
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    I was just planning to cut break- up bangs! OMG, thank you for illuminating this for me. Though … I think I still might. As ugs as this photo is, the bangs are not the thing (s) turning me off. Uh oh, break-up bangs that I will inevitably regret, here I come!