The other day, Fug Friend Marissa pointed out to me that the Hollywood Reporter had two stories atop one another. One was about how Jennifer Lawrence was negotiating a huge payday for something; the one directly underneath was that Lohan was considering joining the cast of Scary Movie 5: Straight to DVD. Poor Lilo. A few difference choices in Choose Your Own Adventure: Lohan Family Christmas and this could have been her. Let’s look at J. Law and keep a good thought for her continued good decision making, shall we?