(2) LADY GAGA vs. (6) LINDSAY LOHAN
It feels right that these two should meet, somehow. Lady Gaga has an album called The Fame Monster; Lindsay may have let fame turn her INTO a monster. Both ladies carry a strain of innate fuggery that’s quite virulent, regardless of whether it’s being deployed for art or by accident. Sheer is sheer. Fug is fug. Let the games begin.