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“WHO WEARS THIS TO LUNCH?”

“IT’S LUNCH, Y’ALL. IT’S NOT A TIME TO LIGHTLY MUNCH — IT’S WHEN YOU EAT A BUNCH AND THEN WANT TO HUNCH AND BE ALL SCRUNCHED BECAUSE YOUR STOMACH IS ALL, ‘HOT DAMN, THAT WAS A FINE SANDWICH.’ SOMETIMES I DO NOT KNOW WHERE MY LADY’S HEAD IS BUT IT IS CLEARLY NOT IN THE SANDWICH ARTS.”

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  1. Margaret
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    my mother would have said, about the entire Kardashian clan, and with a loud sniff, “More money than taste.”

    • Valeria
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      or to put it another way, as my mother would say, “all their taste is in their mouth.”

    • Agi Szalontai
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      My thoughts exatly. The Kardashians: living proof that having a wardrobe that’s worth more than the GDP of a small country does not mean you’ll look good. Money can’t buy you taste

  2. Lynne
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    I think I already know the answer to this but why does Kanye looks so bored in every photo?

  3. mary lou bethune
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    Speaking of lunch, all of her taste is in her mouth. Does she do anything but change clothes and get her pic taken? Please stop enabling those ridiculous people.

  4. Carol
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    Two thoughts: First, you missed a rhyming opportunity … “HOT DAMN, THAT WAS A FINE SAND-WUNCH.” Second, Kim’s girls are screaming for more support.

    Bonus third thought: What evil lurks in that Neiman Marcus bag?

  5. Arlene
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    “sandwich arts”–utter genius. I love every one of these Kanye posts.

  6. Vandalfan
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    They’re always so refined, understated, and classy.
    She’s shooting him her best Nancy Regan Gaze of Admiration.

  7. Bella
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    She’s a mess. Actually, they both are.

  8. Audrey Jo
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    Changing clothes all the times? Are you people crazy? I mean, seriously, she’s still squeezing Pennsylvania into Jersey and carrying it all on (and maybe this is actually because she could not remove Michelle Pfeiffer’s cat woman’s pants)

  9. Leslie
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    Kanye’s expression says everything. He is getting bored with the Kadashian Kartoon.

  10. Nanc in Ashland
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    Who wears that to lunch? The strippers working the lunch shift at the gentleman’s club, silly!

  11. Susan
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    Why, it’s Kim Kartrashian of course. Momma really taught them how to (sell) themselves didn’t she?

  12. Elizabeth
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    I agree, I don’t have a clue what is going on with these outfits. Wth @ Kim, inappropriate lunch attire?
    La Modelesque

  13. Guerra
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    Why not?

  14. Maggie
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    You should see that gold lamé skirt she wore when she went to buy a car.

  15. Art Eclectic
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    Oh, please. This is a Kardashian. They wear this kind of stuff for brunch for grandma.

  16. Lindy
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    Not only is that outfit ugly and slutty, but it was 80 degrees yesterday here in Miami so it wasn’t even weather appropriate. Fail.

  17. pinkcheese
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    Poor Kanye, reduced to bored bag-wrangler for Mme. Trashtastique. Why do I feel like he’s just biding his time until he can make an escape? I mean, the sex can’t be that good.

    Maybe he agreed to stick it out until her divorce is final?

  18. Linda Brinkley Noble
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    These 2 are hilarious, & a great gift to the fugly nation….

  19. MaryBeth
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    Ughhh…. WHY can she not just wear JEANS!

  20. MaryBeth
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    As in jeans, a cute tee, and flats. IS IT POSSIBLE. How does one shop like that anyway..??