“WHO WEARS THIS TO LUNCH?”
“IT’S LUNCH, Y’ALL. IT’S NOT A TIME TO LIGHTLY MUNCH — IT’S WHEN YOU EAT A BUNCH AND THEN WANT TO HUNCH AND BE ALL SCRUNCHED BECAUSE YOUR STOMACH IS ALL, ‘HOT DAMN, THAT WAS A FINE SANDWICH.’ SOMETIMES I DO NOT KNOW WHERE MY LADY’S HEAD IS BUT IT IS CLEARLY NOT IN THE SANDWICH ARTS.”
[PHOTO: INF]
