I don’t recall Paula looking so much like a mannequin on the E! pre-show.
But this photo makes it seem like she turned sideways but the dress refused to follow her, like a toddler, or an unruly pet. And the belt looks kind of cheap to me — something out of the Osh tinsel box that goes on sale Dec. 26 for ninety-nine cents. But, you know, she tried. It has texture. Can we really ever blame Paula for things that go wrong? I mean, the woman was probably distracted while getting dressed by visions of cavorting unicorns with rainbow auras. I’m sure that’s very unsettling. And/or exhilarating, obviously, if you’re a unicorn aura fanatic.