Nothing makes you feel more out of touch than realizing that there are all these young dude actors running around totally unbeknownst to you. Either that, or MTV has taken to inviting total randoms to these things, but I suspect that way back in 1992, my mother had no idea who Luke Perry was, beyond my endless yapping about him, meaning that I have finally crossed over to the other side where I am totally out of touch with The Youngs, because I can only really easily ID like half of these guys. I’m actually okay with that. You have at it, Youngs! Enjoy yourselves! Just come visit me in the home every now and then. I’ll make you a cocktail.
Don’t worry. I’m starting with the people we know, and then devolving into a whole bunch of ????????