This, obviously, is not Kevin Federline; it’s Keanu Reeves. But did you know Kevin Federline performed at these? Oh yes. He had an album out, and Fox pretended for a fleeting second that teens were choosing it — or at least, for reasons other than horrified curiosity. However, this is also how I found out that when Kevin Federline filmed short guest appearances on One Tree Hill, he was immediately hired as a series regular… and then never seen again?!? Wikipedia is a fun way to spend an evening.

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