Fugger: Tilda Swinton

Recent Fugs and Fabs: A Summer of Celebrities in Stripes


How is it even possible that we haven’t rounded up Recent Events in Celebrity Stripes before? How else am I supposed to advance the Striped Agenda?!

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Fugs and Fabs: The Cast of Doctor Strange at Comic-Con, Plus Brie Larson and bonus Hiddles


I sort of wish there were a Comic-Con for costume dramas. In writing today’s posts, I thought to myself, “my god, there are a lot of superhero movies coming out,” and yes, that is true, but also…duh, IT’S COMIC-CON. That said, while I’m not sure Doctor Strange is exactly my bag of marbles (I am 100% unfamiliar with the source material), the premieres are going to be fun, because: SWINTON and Bollychamps Champersglasses together.

If you haven’t seen the trailer for this one yet, it’s here. It contains shirtlessness and a lot of cape action:

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs in Jeans


Because sometimes we like to talk about denim. With bonus SWINTON!

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CDFA Awards Well Played: SWINTON in Haider Ackermann


I am not being sarcastic when I say this: I truly wish I could wear this, and accordingly look this cool, every day of my life.

2016 CFDA Fashion Awards - Arrivals

I would NOT look this cool in similar — I would look like I was wearing track pants with a work top, and y’all would be like, “how late did you stay up thinking about Tilda Swinton last night?” and I’d be like, “LEAVE ME ALONE YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE.” She just looks…effortless. Which is exactly why she’s our fearless alien leader.

Let’s take a close-up look of hair and make-up:

2016 CFDA Fashion Awards - Arrivals

I love everything about what’s happening on her head. That lipstick is great (last night on Twitter, Julie Klausner told me it’s Candy Yum Yum by MAC, so go get some if you want it). Her hair is perfectly cool. Her lack of any other (visible) makeup — I’m sure she’s wearing foundation, brow gel, and the rest of the accoutrements required for No Makeup Makeup under red carpet conditions — is so elegant. Her shirt apparently has little tiny sparkly bits in it, which is exactly what Swinton is in my own life, a tiny sparkly bit in the herringbone of daily life. Sold.

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What the Fug: SWINTON


Welcome back, SWINTON, you deeply engaging beacon of confusion.

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I don’t even understand what this garment fundamentally IS, much less how it works. Is it a coat pinned to a chair cover? A child’s First Communion vestment gathered up and belted to her for luck? Is she going to her own City Hall wedding, which she will run out on because she’s actually already married but she’s just into the idea of the drama? Never tell me, SWINTON. I just want to close my eyes and imagine.

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SWINTONly Played: SWINTON


Well, of course. This makes perfect sense.

SWINTON

She’s mourning David Bowie by channeling Flock of Seagulls. Why didn’t I think of it first?

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Well Played, Swinton


How do the kids put it these days?

"A Bigger Splash" - BAFTA Screening and Q&A

Oh, right: #GOALS.

Also, possibly, #OurVampireLeader, but that’s fine too. Anything to get the deets on that lipstick.

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