Fugger: Tilda Swinton

Fugs and Fabs: Everyone at the Chanel 2015/16 Cruise Collection

You guys, this means that SWINTON and K Stew have met. I feel like this could lead only to good things.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Gotham Film Awards

All hail SWINTON. (And you should probably read this GQ profile of her, anointing her their Woman of the Year. First off, it’s extremely SWINTON-y and wonderful, and second, the fact that GQ has named TS and not, say, Kate Upton as their Woman of the Year pleases me. [No offense to Kate Upton.]) Beyond SWINTON, I’ve also got some Hamm for you here, so Gyllenhaal, some Tomei, a bit of Moore…a VARIETY of celebs. Join me in judgement.

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AMPAS Governors Awards Well SWINTON’d: SWINTON

We talk a bit about fabrics that would also make stellar wallpaper and bed coverings; this one, I wouldn’t mind seeing wrapped around a cardboard tube and on sale in Hallmark.

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It almost looks like someone did buy a supersize roll and wind it once around her body, then around each arm with a quick, imprecise trim for length.¬†And for that reason it works for me, because she’s SWINTON, and she is a gift.

We also need to examine the majesty of whatever is happening on her skull.

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Well SWINTONed: SWINTON in Schiaparelli Couture

SWINTON, you festive bag of sass, you.


No, really, you look like a delightful holiday wine sack. If only Santa would pop you down my chimney with a nice tawny port and some reds and whites tucked up in there. We could have a grand old time watching Golden Girls reruns together and discussing whether St. Olaf is the greatest gift ever given to television audiences. Just the other day on Twitter I was laughing over the herring circus scene, and how Bea Arthur nearly loses it and then actually DOES lose it but manages to make it in service of the scene, and I may have shed a little mirthy tear… SWINTON and I would have such a fine old time with that. She’s a gas, I think, and the effervescent dotted froth of this frock is actually her spirit animal. Yes. Let’s go with that.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Chanel Cruise Show

Oh, Kristen Stewart. How did you get out of having to go to this?

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: SWINTON

I hope it doesn’t surprise you to find out that SWINTON owns a variety of fabulously warm and chic-ly shapeless coats. I imagine her home planet is as icy and majestic as her beauty.

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