Fugger: Sofia Vergara

Fugs and Fabs: Day of Indulgence Party


I assume this is some kind of Celebrity Gifting Suite and Pampering Adventure. So even though these are mostly what you’d call candids, it seems like the surprise factor at being photographed is on par with going to lunch at The Ivy, but with added product placement.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Magic Mike XXL Premiere


There is nothing better than the fact that everyone gets to pose in front of a giant photo of Channing Tatum gyrating. I really hope that Jenna Dewan-Tatum smuggled that out of this premiere and it’s now hanging over their fireplace.

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Fug Libs: Sofia Vergara


Well, Sofia Vergara and her cheesy matching peplum and hem have made me draw a blank. So I’ll draw several of them for you.

Sofia Vergara Jurassic World

I need, in this order: an adjective, a noun, a past-tense verb, a noun, an adjective, a past-tense verb, a noun, an adjective, a past-tense verb, an adjective, a noun, an adjective, a noun, a verb, a verb, and another verb. Once you’ve got all that, click through and you can fill them in where they go.

ISN’T IT EXCITING. Please share your results in the comments.

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Women in White


If it seems like we’re missing someone major in this category — like, say, one Kimberly Kardashian — it’s because she got her own post. Let’s dig into the also-rans!

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Fug Pursuit: Reese Witherspoon


I don’t know why it happens that stars who get awards recognition for good performances so often follow them with crazy ones. Like when Queen Latifah was in Chicago and then was “Academy Award Nominee Queen Latifah in… Taxi.” Or, Reese Witherspoon, who was truly great in Wild, chasing it with Hot Pursuit. Which I am totally judging based on the previews to be an utterly agonizing caper. Maybe it’s just that they need the tonal one-eighty; I don’t know.

But, full marks to her and Sofia Vergara for selling the heck out of it all over the country. You can’t argue they didn’t work it. And now, finally, the LA premiere is here — presumably the light at the end of the tunnel, unless they’re flogging it overseas also — and we get this letdown:

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Her chest looks like the graveyard of a pillow fight.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara


These two are REALLY HUSTLING for their new movie — and there’s no judgment in there; my local postal worker just asked me how my book was going, so I am not opposed to selling one’s creative product at a variety of opportunities — and I for one appreciate it. Because of OUTFITS! (Also, I enjoy that they do seem to legitimately like each other.)

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