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SAG Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Women of Modern Family


ALL of these women — as well as My Beloved Ty Burrell — seemed to show up at this event with the air of, “we know, we know. We’re not setting anything on fire anymore. We’re not going to win anything. WE’RE JUST HAPPY TO BE WORKING.”

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Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the premiere of Star Wars: The Force Awakens


There is something really lovely about seeing a bunch of celebs who are at a premiere because they so obviously actually really want to see the movie, and not because they have to attend, or feel obligated to go, or are there to network. Basically everyone at this thing has a look on her face that says, “New Star Wars EEEEEEEEE!!!!” and it’s quite heartwarming. Stars are, sometimes, just like us.

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Fugs and Fabs: American Cinematheque Awards Honoring Reese Witherspoon


Spoiler: This is a big old plate of bland and then Sofia Vegara comes in with a dash of crazy.

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Fugs and Fabs: Day of Indulgence Party


I assume this is some kind of Celebrity Gifting Suite and Pampering Adventure. So even though these are mostly what you’d call candids, it seems like the surprise factor at being photographed is on par with going to lunch at The Ivy, but with added product placement.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Magic Mike XXL Premiere


There is nothing better than the fact that everyone gets to pose in front of a giant photo of Channing Tatum gyrating. I really hope that Jenna Dewan-Tatum smuggled that out of this premiere and it’s now hanging over their fireplace.

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Fug Libs: Sofia Vergara


Well, Sofia Vergara and her cheesy matching peplum and hem have made me draw a blank. So I’ll draw several of them for you.

Sofia Vergara Jurassic World

I need, in this order: an adjective, a noun, a past-tense verb, a noun, an adjective, a past-tense verb, a noun, an adjective, a past-tense verb, an adjective, a noun, an adjective, a noun, a verb, a verb, and another verb. Once you’ve got all that, click through and you can fill them in where they go.

ISN’T IT EXCITING. Please share your results in the comments.

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Women in White


If it seems like we’re missing someone major in this category — like, say, one Kimberly Kardashian — it’s because she got her own post. Let’s dig into the also-rans!

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