Fugger: Paris Hilton

Grammys Fug Carpet: Paris Hilton


WHEN DOES IT END?!?!

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And by “it,” yes, I do mean “Paris.” Think of it this way, Hilton: Imagine the kind of press you’d eventually get if you disappeared for four years because you decided to go to college and get a degree in….oh, let’s just say anthropology. People would FREAK OUT if, in 2019, you emerged from a library somewhere and said, “hey, you guys! No, people DID NOT just stop inviting me places. Actually, I decided to take part of my fortune and learn some stuff about other people, and now I’m moving to a remote island in the Pacific to study linguistical development as it happens without the benefit of outside media.” And THEN what if you did it and you were gone, in the field, for like a REALLY, really really long time? And then when you came back, you could write an award-winning book about what you learned? And everyone would be all, “who would have thought that Paris Hilton would become a noted intellectual?” There would FOR SURE be a media storm over this that you, noted wooer of attention on a mass scale, would, I think , find very satisfying.  Eventually. Like, a really long time from now.  A really really long time from now. But it would totally be worth it, I promise. TRY IT.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the W Magazine Pre-Globes Party


Well, I posted this without an intro. It sat here for ALMOST AN HOUR before I noticed. That says a lot about how prepared I am for the Globes on Sunday.

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Fugs and Fabs: Various People At Art Basel


I keep forgetting Art Basel happened. Other than the fact that I’ve heard it referred to as Art Boozel, I’m not even sure what it is, exactly, except an excuse for people to go to Miami and write it off on their taxes.

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Fug the Throwback: Paris Hilton


At first I thought this was Paris Hilton taking us back to her closet in the mid-aughts.

Paris Hilton

But then I realized I think she’s taking us back to Victoria Beckham’s closet in the mid-aughts. Which was similar, but with more of a feeling that she was up for a cover on Aquatic Maxim.

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Fugs and Fabs: Halloween, Part 2


(In case you missed Part One, you can find it here.) Everyone brought out the big Halloween guns this weekend, from Katy Perry to Rihanna to, as always, Heidi Klum. As usual, half the time I can’t figure out who people are dressed as, so let’s gather around as a village and try to figure some of these out. Hope your Halloween was spectacular.

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One Night In Fuggis: Paris Hilton


IT says a lot about these pants that I didn’t even NOTICE at first that Paris’s dog is dressed as Wonder Woman.

Paris Hilton

I didn’t even SEE the dog right away because I was wondering why she had on high-fashion waders over camo pants. Then of course I realized they’re those demon trousers where the legs and the groin aren’t the same. This of course means the camouflage is doing the opposite of its intended work. Is this Paris’s way of saying she hopes someone FINDS her crotch? Can’t she just use Tinder for that and spare our eyes?

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