Fugger: Paris Hilton

Fugs and Fabs: Various People At Art Basel


I keep forgetting Art Basel happened. Other than the fact that I’ve heard it referred to as Art Boozel, I’m not even sure what it is, exactly, except an excuse for people to go to Miami and write it off on their taxes.

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Fug the Throwback: Paris Hilton


At first I thought this was Paris Hilton taking us back to her closet in the mid-aughts.

Paris Hilton

But then I realized I think she’s taking us back to Victoria Beckham’s closet in the mid-aughts. Which was similar, but with more of a feeling that she was up for a cover on Aquatic Maxim.

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Fugs and Fabs: Halloween, Part 2


(In case you missed Part One, you can find it here.) Everyone brought out the big Halloween guns this weekend, from Katy Perry to Rihanna to, as always, Heidi Klum. As usual, half the time I can’t figure out who people are dressed as, so let’s gather around as a village and try to figure some of these out. Hope your Halloween was spectacular.

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One Night In Fuggis: Paris Hilton


IT says a lot about these pants that I didn’t even NOTICE at first that Paris’s dog is dressed as Wonder Woman.

Paris Hilton

I didn’t even SEE the dog right away because I was wondering why she had on high-fashion waders over camo pants. Then of course I realized they’re those demon trousers where the legs and the groin aren’t the same. This of course means the camouflage is doing the opposite of its intended work. Is this Paris’s way of saying she hopes someone FINDS her crotch? Can’t she just use Tinder for that and spare our eyes?

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Casual Fuggerday: Paris and Nicky Hilton


This is like a visitation from 2006:

Paris and Nicky Hilton shine at Mercedes-Benz’s PFW Party **USA, Australia, New Zealand ONLY**

But there’s something undeniably hilarious about the fact that Nicky is holding a copy of her book, and Paris is just holding up….her name on a purse. That actually seems just about right.

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Fugs and Fugs: The CR Fashion Book Party at Paris Fashion Week


Welcome to The Saucy Lady of the Night Circus. It’s just like The Night Circus itself, except the gymnastics are a lot naughtier.

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