10 photos in galleryI keep forgetting Art Basel happened. Other than the fact that I’ve heard it referred to as Art Boozel, I’m not even sure what it is, exactly, except an excuse for people to go to Miami and write it off on their taxes.
[Photos: Getty, Splash]
Fugger: Paris Hilton
Fugs and Fabs: Various People At Art Basel
Fug the Throwback: Paris Hilton
At first I thought this was Paris Hilton taking us back to her closet in the mid-aughts.
But then I realized I think she’s taking us back to Victoria Beckham’s closet in the mid-aughts. Which was similar, but with more of a feeling that she was up for a cover on Aquatic Maxim.
[Photo: Splash]
Fug file: Fugs, Paris Hilton
Fugs and Fabs: Halloween, Part 2
(In case you missed Part One, you can find it here.) Everyone brought out the big Halloween guns this weekend, from Katy Perry to Rihanna to, as always, Heidi Klum. As usual, half the time I can’t figure out who people are dressed as, so let’s gather around as a village and try to figure some of these out. Hope your Halloween was spectacular.
[Photos: AKM/GSI, Fame/Flynet]
Fug file: Fugs, Halloween, Hot Right Now, Paris Hilton, Rita Ora, Kate Moss, Heidi Klum, Katy Perry, Mel B, Sarah Hyland, Maria Menounos, Aubrey O'Day, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rihanna
One Night In Fuggis: Paris Hilton
IT says a lot about these pants that I didn’t even NOTICE at first that Paris’s dog is dressed as Wonder Woman.
I didn’t even SEE the dog right away because I was wondering why she had on high-fashion waders over camo pants. Then of course I realized they’re those demon trousers where the legs and the groin aren’t the same. This of course means the camouflage is doing the opposite of its intended work. Is this Paris’s way of saying she hopes someone FINDS her crotch? Can’t she just use Tinder for that and spare our eyes?
[Photo: Fame/Flynet]
Fug file: Candids, Paris Hilton
Casual Fuggerday: Paris and Nicky Hilton
This is like a visitation from 2006:
But there’s something undeniably hilarious about the fact that Nicky is holding a copy of her book, and Paris is just holding up….her name on a purse. That actually seems just about right.
[Photo: AKM/GSI]
Fug file: Fugs, Casual Fuggerday, Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton
Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the W Magazine Pre-Globes Party
Well, I posted this without an intro. It sat here for ALMOST AN HOUR before I noticed. That says a lot about how prepared I am for the Globes on Sunday.
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