Fugger: Paris Hilton

Fugs and Fabs: Celebrities at New York Fashion Week, Part 3


I always wonder what happens if a celebrity shows up to a fashion show — at which they are expected to wear the designer — and everything presented to them as a fashion choice is not to their taste. I assume you just have to suck it up.

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Well Played: Paris Hilton


Well, great. Do you hear those hooves? It’s that quartet of apocalyptic jockeys coming.

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I officially envy how Paris Hilton looks while knocking around town doing errands. All of 2004-08 would never believe it.

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Hiltonly Played: Paris Hilton


In these times of great turmoil…

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… I can’t decide if it’s comforting or terrifying that Paris Hilton, at least, may be forever.

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Secretly Kind of Well Played: Paris Hilton in Jeremy Scott


Here’s the thing. This outfit is kind of cute on Paris. It makes sense on her, as a human being. It’s kicky:

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But am I a terrible person if I thought, “one of these days, Paris is doing to arch her back SO AGGRESSIVELY in a photo that she’s going to throw off her center of balance, tumble backwards, and totally upend everything behind her,” and then wished it would happen here, so I could see her take down that poster of the The Daily — a publication that I, for the record, WHOLLY ENJOY! — on the easel behind her? I am, aren’t I? I am.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the amfAR Gala


Mischa’s hot streak continues, Heidi Klum tries to make amends for past canary-colored sins, and SHARON STONE IS NOT PRESENT WHY GOD WHY.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Paris Hilton


I know, I know. But Paris is mostly living in London right now — a la Lohan; I’m sorry, great Britain, we didn’t mean to unload them on you, it just happened — and now that she’s suddenly single again, she is popping out in all kinds of looks. My theory is that she’s decided that since Nicky got her big expensive wedding to a Rothschild at the Orangery, she TOO shall meet and wed someone interesting and posh in the UK. Dear God, please let Paris somehow wind up in charge of some money-pit of a stately pile (nothing too historic) and please let them film her trying to fix it up. For real, though. Not Soft Scripted Paris Hilton Flips That Manor. Like actual proper documentary footage of Paris Hilton being forced by the love of a noble but cash-poor man to figure out how to preserve those frescoes in the chapel.

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Fugs and Fabs: Coachella, Weekend One


There are a LOT of dudes wearing bandannas at Coachella this weekend.  It’s like they all decided that looking as if they recently robbed a stagecoach is all the rage.

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