Fugger: Paris Hilton

Fug or Fab: Nicky Hilton in Valentino


It’s funny; we got a variety of tweets and comments about this over the weekend, and I’d say half of you loved Nicky’s custom Valentino and half of you Had Notes. Let’s take a closer look and talk it out. (I have to admit that I think she looks basically great.)

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Cannes amfAR Fug Carpet: The Sheers


Might as well keep this pizza confined to its box, eh?

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Fugs and Fabs: Day Six at Cannes


Either Eva Longoria LOVES Cannes, or Cannes loves Eva Longoria. Either way, she’s there every year and I don’t know why, but it pleases me, because it means she is never boring in May.

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Fugs and Fabs: Coachella Weekend Two


Weekend two of Coachella was a total snooze compared to weekend one. I like to think it’s because everyone decided they wanted to stay home and go to the Festival of Books.  That said…Kylie Jenner assures her Fug Madness Qualification Score at this particular event. It’s like she saw what Kendell did last year and decided, IT’S ON.

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Fugs and Fabs: Coachella, Weekend One


Prepare yourself for denim short shorts, an avalanche of flowered crowns, a preponderance of fringe, and one UNHOLY ALLIANCE. I miss Vanessa Hudgens.

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Grammys Fug Carpet: Paris Hilton


WHEN DOES IT END?!?!

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And by “it,” yes, I do mean “Paris.” Think of it this way, Hilton: Imagine the kind of press you’d eventually get if you disappeared for four years because you decided to go to college and get a degree in….oh, let’s just say anthropology. People would FREAK OUT if, in 2019, you emerged from a library somewhere and said, “hey, you guys! No, people DID NOT just stop inviting me places. Actually, I decided to take part of my fortune and learn some stuff about other people, and now I’m moving to a remote island in the Pacific to study linguistical development as it happens without the benefit of outside media.” And THEN what if you did it and you were gone, in the field, for like a REALLY, really really long time? And then when you came back, you could write an award-winning book about what you learned? And everyone would be all, “who would have thought that Paris Hilton would become a noted intellectual?” There would FOR SURE be a media storm over this that you, noted wooer of attention on a mass scale, would, I think , find very satisfying.  Eventually. Like, a really long time from now.  A really really long time from now. But it would totally be worth it, I promise. TRY IT.

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