Fugger: Paris Hilton

Fugs and Fabs: Coachella Weekend Two

Weekend two of Coachella was a total snooze compared to weekend one. I like to think it’s because everyone decided they wanted to stay home and go to the Festival of Books.  That said…Kylie Jenner assures her Fug Madness Qualification Score at this particular event. It’s like she saw what Kendell did last year and decided, IT’S ON.

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Fugs and Fabs: Coachella, Weekend One

Prepare yourself for denim short shorts, an avalanche of flowered crowns, a preponderance of fringe, and one UNHOLY ALLIANCE. I miss Vanessa Hudgens.

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Grammys Fug Carpet: Paris Hilton


57th GRAMMY Awards - Arrivals

And by “it,” yes, I do mean “Paris.” Think of it this way, Hilton: Imagine the kind of press you’d eventually get if you disappeared for four years because you decided to go to college and get a degree in….oh, let’s just say anthropology. People would FREAK OUT if, in 2019, you emerged from a library somewhere and said, “hey, you guys! No, people DID NOT just stop inviting me places. Actually, I decided to take part of my fortune and learn some stuff about other people, and now I’m moving to a remote island in the Pacific to study linguistical development as it happens without the benefit of outside media.” And THEN what if you did it and you were gone, in the field, for like a REALLY, really really long time? And then when you came back, you could write an award-winning book about what you learned? And everyone would be all, “who would have thought that Paris Hilton would become a noted intellectual?” There would FOR SURE be a media storm over this that you, noted wooer of attention on a mass scale, would, I think , find very satisfying.  Eventually. Like, a really long time from now.  A really really long time from now. But it would totally be worth it, I promise. TRY IT.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the W Magazine Pre-Globes Party

Well, I posted this without an intro. It sat here for ALMOST AN HOUR before I noticed. That says a lot about how prepared I am for the Globes on Sunday.

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Fugs and Fabs: Various People At Art Basel

I keep forgetting Art Basel happened. Other than the fact that I’ve heard it referred to as Art Boozel, I’m not even sure what it is, exactly, except an excuse for people to go to Miami and write it off on their taxes.

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Fug the Throwback: Paris Hilton

At first I thought this was Paris Hilton taking us back to her closet in the mid-aughts.

Paris Hilton

But then I realized I think she’s taking us back to Victoria Beckham’s closet in the mid-aughts. Which was similar, but with more of a feeling that she was up for a cover on Aquatic Maxim.

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