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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the amfAR Gala


Mischa’s hot streak continues, Heidi Klum tries to make amends for past canary-colored sins, and SHARON STONE IS NOT PRESENT WHY GOD WHY.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Paris Hilton


I know, I know. But Paris is mostly living in London right now — a la Lohan; I’m sorry, great Britain, we didn’t mean to unload them on you, it just happened — and now that she’s suddenly single again, she is popping out in all kinds of looks. My theory is that she’s decided that since Nicky got her big expensive wedding to a Rothschild at the Orangery, she TOO shall meet and wed someone interesting and posh in the UK. Dear God, please let Paris somehow wind up in charge of some money-pit of a stately pile (nothing too historic) and please let them film her trying to fix it up. For real, though. Not Soft Scripted Paris Hilton Flips That Manor. Like actual proper documentary footage of Paris Hilton being forced by the love of a noble but cash-poor man to figure out how to preserve those frescoes in the chapel.

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Fugs and Fabs: Coachella, Weekend One


There are a LOT of dudes wearing bandannas at Coachella this weekend.  It’s like they all decided that looking as if they recently robbed a stagecoach is all the rage.

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Fab and Fug: Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton


This is such a strange alternate reality to me. Paris Hilton looks totally normal and classy…

Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton

… and Nicky looks like she thinks “amfAR” is a DJ playing in the rave tent at Coachella.

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Fugs and Fabs: Halloween!


In which certain celebrities continue not to understand that certain costumes are probably not a great idea, and no one in their lives gives them good advice. In other news,  as ever, I look forward to you guys helping me figure out what some of these costumes even are. For a few celebs, my notes literally read, “???? Sexy???” So….let’s consider this a group project.

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Fug or Fab: Nicky Hilton in Valentino


It’s funny; we got a variety of tweets and comments about this over the weekend, and I’d say half of you loved Nicky’s custom Valentino and half of you Had Notes. Let’s take a closer look and talk it out. (I have to admit that I think she looks basically great.)

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Cannes amfAR Fug Carpet: The Sheers


Might as well keep this pizza confined to its box, eh?

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