Fugger: Paris Hilton

One Night In Fuggis: Paris Hilton


IT says a lot about these pants that I didn’t even NOTICE at first that Paris’s dog is dressed as Wonder Woman.

Paris Hilton

I didn’t even SEE the dog right away because I was wondering why she had on high-fashion waders over camo pants. Then of course I realized they’re those demon trousers where the legs and the groin aren’t the same. This of course means the camouflage is doing the opposite of its intended work. Is this Paris’s way of saying she hopes someone FINDS her crotch? Can’t she just use Tinder for that and spare our eyes?

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Casual Fuggerday: Paris and Nicky Hilton


This is like a visitation from 2006:

Paris and Nicky Hilton shine at Mercedes-Benz’s PFW Party **USA, Australia, New Zealand ONLY**

But there’s something undeniably hilarious about the fact that Nicky is holding a copy of her book, and Paris is just holding up….her name on a purse. That actually seems just about right.

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Fugs and Fugs: The CR Fashion Book Party at Paris Fashion Week


Welcome to The Saucy Lady of the Night Circus. It’s just like The Night Circus itself, except the gymnastics are a lot naughtier.

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Celebs at Paris Fashion Week, Part 3


I came PERILOUSLY close to posting this with merely “WORDS’ in this bit where the text goes. Which is generally GFY Shorthand for THIS IS SO HIDEOUS I CAN’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT! WORDS! WORDS! I hate to tell you, none of these are worthy of WORDS. Maybe one of them might take a “words,” but caps? Not so much.

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Fugs and Fabs: Ladies Wearing White, the BET Awards


EVERYONE at this event must have been frantically trying not to spill her cocktail on herself. Go with God, ladies.

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amfAR in Cannes: Fugs and Fabs, Part 1


Sorry, Dior, but for this Prom she picked McQueen.

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