Fugger: Mischa Barton

The Fug Sense


In a way, I am actually really relieved that Mischa Barton looks moderately cracked out here:

Primarily because I fear change. But also because I feel like this dress means she’s been spending some time lurking around the edges of the Game of Thrones set, and if we’re lucky, she might show up in season three as some kind of freaky sorceress and, frankly, her career could use the boost.

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Well Played, Mischa Barton


I don’t SUPER love this — it looks a bit like formal astro-turf — but it is SO MUCH BETTER than almost anything Mischa wore at any time over the past five-ish years that props must be given:

(Yeah, I’d swap the shoes out, too. But still. She has taken a very sharp veer away from Fug Madness Candidate in the last few weeks. It’s extremely relieving.)

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Well Played, Mischa Barton


I don’t know if June Ambrose is still styling Mischa Barton here:

But if she is, Mischa needs to send her a bonus. RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

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Fug or Fine: Mischa Barton


Let’s check in with how the newly stylist-having Mischa Barton is faring.

To me, that looks more like something she bought for Coachella and then stuck some ruffles on the neck. But maybe I’m not giving her enough credit for the fact that, while it looks for a second as if it MIGHT be transparent, it is not. HALLELUJAH FOR THAT. Most of her cohorts would’ve ripped out the lining.

Which is it, fug or fine?

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Fug or Fab: Mischa Barton


Let’s not pretend. This is all an improvement.

BUT IS IT ENOUGH?

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Well Played, Mischa Barton


Mischa Barton’s new stylist has come roaring back out of the jaws of defeat.

She looks pretty good. She might even look great, except for how I don’t love dresses that are designed to look like you can’t keep them up. Still: clean, healthy, sparkly… She has washed Fug Madness 2011 right out of her hair. It’s a week-after-tax-day miracle.

[Photo: WENN]

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