Fugger: Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton Is Alive: Mischa Barton

We were JUST TALKING about Mischa Barton yesterday, and LO AND BEHOLD here she is, like Beetlejuice. I don’t know what she’s been doing for the last couple of years, but she looks about ten years younger than she did the last time we saw her:

I mean. Her face looks great! You go, Glen Coco.

She may have been paying too much attention to her face, though, because while her head looks swell, her outfit isn’t going to make any of us all that happy:

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Fug AND Fab: Mischa Barton

It starts off well enough with her head…

… and then things get really hinky for a second there with that bodice, which looks like it was from a bin of leotards that failed quality-control tests. And then she ends in grand style with a great skirt in a lovely color. It’s like an episode of Gossip Girl: promising at the start, a bunch of stuff in the middle that flarghs around and repeats itself and takes us nowhere, and then a bang ending that you hope is setting up exciting things next time. Here’s hoping Mischa aces “next time” more than GG has been.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Fug or Fab: Mischa Barton

It seems that our girl Mischa, a year and a half removed from her Fug Madness finals spot, has now opened an eponymous boutique in England. Leaving aside my basic mistrust of her clothing-selection skills (she very publicly only improved at dressing herself after she hired a stylist), let’s take a look at what she wore for the opening. The good news: Her sign is pretty.

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[Photos: WENN]


The Fug Sense

In a way, I am actually really relieved that Mischa Barton looks moderately cracked out here:

Primarily because I fear change. But also because I feel like this dress means she’s been spending some time lurking around the edges of the Game of Thrones set, and if we’re lucky, she might show up in season three as some kind of freaky sorceress and, frankly, her career could use the boost.


Well Played, Mischa Barton

I don’t SUPER love this — it looks a bit like formal astro-turf — but it is SO MUCH BETTER than almost anything Mischa wore at any time over the past five-ish years that props must be given:

(Yeah, I’d swap the shoes out, too. But still. She has taken a very sharp veer away from Fug Madness Candidate in the last few weeks. It’s extremely relieving.)


Well Played, Mischa Barton

I don’t know if June Ambrose is still styling Mischa Barton here:

But if she is, Mischa needs to send her a bonus. RIGHT THIS INSTANT.