Fugger: Mischa Barton

Fugs and Fabs of the Brit Week Launch

For the past eight years, there’s been this thing in Los Angeles called Brit Week, where we all speak in fake English accents. Not really. I’m not actually entirely sure WHAT Brit Week is, except…we like the British, so why not devote a week to them? It might be a PR-driven thing? I really do not know at all, and I’m not sure why no one has sent me a press release explaining it, considering that in the last five minutes, we’ve gotten press releases for, like, Whitney Houston’s vocal coach (seriously) and what Bronx Wentz wore to the park (also seriously).  But I’m glad for it, because parties happen and then people wear things.

[Photos: Getty]


Fugsha Barton

Remember that time Mischa Barton got a stylist and started dressing so much better?

Because I’m not sure SHE does. Or maybe she is just feeling deeply left out of the Fug Madness fray and wants 2014 to be her year. This vomitous nightie is a splendid beginning.

[Photo: Splash News]


Mischa Barton Is Alive: Mischa Barton

We were JUST TALKING about Mischa Barton yesterday, and LO AND BEHOLD here she is, like Beetlejuice. I don’t know what she’s been doing for the last couple of years, but she looks about ten years younger than she did the last time we saw her:

I mean. Her face looks great! You go, Glen Coco.

She may have been paying too much attention to her face, though, because while her head looks swell, her outfit isn’t going to make any of us all that happy:

Read More


Fugs and Fabs: Melbourne Cup

Thank you, Australia, for having so many days of delightful hat-requiring events! We already covered Derby Day; now behold the Melbourne Cup.


Fug AND Fab: Mischa Barton

It starts off well enough with her head…

… and then things get really hinky for a second there with that bodice, which looks like it was from a bin of leotards that failed quality-control tests. And then she ends in grand style with a great skirt in a lovely color. It’s like an episode of Gossip Girl: promising at the start, a bunch of stuff in the middle that flarghs around and repeats itself and takes us nowhere, and then a bang ending that you hope is setting up exciting things next time. Here’s hoping Mischa aces “next time” more than GG has been.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Fug or Fab: Mischa Barton

It seems that our girl Mischa, a year and a half removed from her Fug Madness finals spot, has now opened an eponymous boutique in England. Leaving aside my basic mistrust of her clothing-selection skills (she very publicly only improved at dressing herself after she hired a stylist), let’s take a look at what she wore for the opening. The good news: Her sign is pretty.

Loading ... Loading ...

[Photos: WENN]


The Fug Sense

In a way, I am actually really relieved that Mischa Barton looks moderately cracked out here:

Primarily because I fear change. But also because I feel like this dress means she’s been spending some time lurking around the edges of the Game of Thrones set, and if we’re lucky, she might show up in season three as some kind of freaky sorceress and, frankly, her career could use the boost.