Fugger: Mischa Barton
In a way, I am actually really relieved that Mischa Barton looks moderately cracked out here:
Primarily because I fear change. But also because I feel like this dress means she’s been spending some time lurking around the edges of the Game of Thrones set, and if we’re lucky, she might show up in season three as some kind of freaky sorceress and, frankly, her career could use the boost.
I don’t SUPER love this — it looks a bit like formal astro-turf — but it is SO MUCH BETTER than almost anything Mischa wore at any time over the past five-ish years that props must be given:
(Yeah, I’d swap the shoes out, too. But still. She has taken a very sharp veer away from Fug Madness Candidate in the last few weeks. It’s extremely relieving.)
I don’t know if June Ambrose is still styling Mischa Barton here:
But if she is, Mischa needs to send her a bonus. RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
Let’s check in with how the newly stylist-having Mischa Barton is faring.
To me, that looks more like something she bought for Coachella and then stuck some ruffles on the neck. But maybe I’m not giving her enough credit for the fact that, while it looks for a second as if it MIGHT be transparent, it is not. HALLELUJAH FOR THAT. Most of her cohorts would’ve ripped out the lining.