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Remember that time Mischa Barton got a stylist and started dressing so much better?
Because I’m not sure SHE does. Or maybe she is just feeling deeply left out of the Fug Madness fray and wants 2014 to be her year. This vomitous nightie is a splendid beginning.
[Photo: Splash News]
It starts off well enough with her head…
… and then things get really hinky for a second there with that bodice, which looks like it was from a bin of leotards that failed quality-control tests. And then she ends in grand style with a great skirt in a lovely color. It’s like an episode of Gossip Girl: promising at the start, a bunch of stuff in the middle that flarghs around and repeats itself and takes us nowhere, and then a bang ending that you hope is setting up exciting things next time. Here’s hoping Mischa aces “next time” more than GG has been.
In a way, I am actually really relieved that Mischa Barton looks moderately cracked out here:
Primarily because I fear change. But also because I feel like this dress means she’s been spending some time lurking around the edges of the Game of Thrones set, and if we’re lucky, she might show up in season three as some kind of freaky sorceress and, frankly, her career could use the boost.