This the frumpiest shiny thing I’ve ever seen.
These pieces are so unhappy together. These pieces are living a life of passive-aggressive mutual resentment. One will complain they watch too much CNN and the other will promptly throw the remote off a building. They hate each other and can’t figure out why they’ve been together all these minutes, but it’s just too much trouble to do anything about it until FINALLY they cleanly divorce on her bedroom floor and the jacket can take up with that pair of leather pants it should have married years ago. This has been Full Mental Jacket.