Fugger: Lindsay Lohan

Liz and Fug


This reminds me, I can’t WAIT for Lindsay’s terrible (I’m assuming) Lifetime movie about Liz Taylor. It will be spectacuterrible. Much like….

Too easy? Wait. That also sets up a really mean joke. I might just back out of the room quietly now.

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Fugbie: Fully Fugged (Sort of)


This is the part where things get unfair. Because you know if Emma Stone wore this, or Mila Kunis, or Jennifer Lawrence, or even Gwyneth, we’d likely full-on love it (with a small aside that it might be too short). But there’s more to playing it well than just zipping up a dress. This is somebody who is not wearing her clothes; she just happens to have them on her body. Not the same thing. And none of it yet allays my fears that this Elizabeth Taylor movie is going to be a furious nightmare.

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Normally Played, Lindsay Lohan


Shh. Let’s not frighten her:

But does — I said, keep it down. I don’t want to spook her! — does Lindsay Lohan look….like, totally normal here or what? Jeans, cute shoes, a normal scarf over a normal little jacket over what looks like a potentially normal tee shirt? No one’s boob is falling out. Her hair doesn’t look like she stole it from Victoria Gotti’s Wig Emporium. She IS wearing sunglasses at night but…I mean, baby steps, you guys.  Baby steps. Is this what happens when she gets a job, because KEEP GIVING HER A JOB THEN.

[Photo: Splash]

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Fug or Fab: Lindsay Lohan


Well, it’s a step forward from drooping lids and heavy arm-tillery (har). But is it a true step forward, a step off to the side, or maybe a 45-degree hop northeast? Where exactly on the compass would you put this? Usually I don’t speak cardinal directions, but in this case I can because true sartorial north is generally way off in front of her.

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Fug or Fine: Lindsay Lohan


It is going to be so hard to keep this discussion to her sleeves.

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[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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Amusingly Played, Lindsay Lohan, and Also Slightly Better-Played Perhaps


I know. AT COACHELLA. I’m as shocked as you are that she’s not in a bra and a trash bag.

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