Fugger: Lil' Kim

Fugs and Fabs: Hip Hop Honors


This was honoring the Queens of Hip Hop, but if you didn’t know that, it would be fair to assume they were celebrating questionable pants.

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WTF: Lil Kim in Ralph & Russo


We once got an email — this was many, many moons ago, when people would actually email you threats and hatred rather than just tweet it to you — in which the dear writer noted that if H or I ever spoke ill of Lil’ Kim again, said emailer would crush our skulls with her bare hands. (“WRITE ME BACK,” was the closer on this little love letter, which kind of took the sting out of the threat.) Sweet reader, better limber up:

Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2016-2017 - Ralph & Russo Show

Hee hee. I cannot look at this without giggling. This is how I imagine it would look if Lil’ Kim had to escape a burning building in the middle of the night. NEVER CHANGE.

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Fugs and Hmms: Celebs at Yeezy Season 3


Did anyone EVER imagine a universe in which Chloe Sevigny’s clothes would be the revitalizing wind of sanity blowing through any given party?

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Party In The U.S.Fug/Well Played Cover, Miley Cyrus


Well. If ever there were two people about whom we have all said, “They should REALLY hang out more,” it’s obviously Lil’ Kim and Miley Cyrus.

[Photos: WENN and Cosmopolitan]

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The Notorious F.U.G.


I have missed Lil’ Kim:

It goes without saying: I also miss her old face. She sort of looks like she decided to borrow this one from LaToya Jackson.

She may have also borrowed….well, what is she wearing? It looks like something you’d make in the beading aisle of Michaels for a cocktail party. After you’d been trapped in that particular Michaels for five years because that was the only place in town that you were safe from the zombies — zombies being notoriously scared of hot glue guns — and the cocktail party was happening over where they kept the plastic champagne glasses, and the cocktails were made of turpentine and the hors d’oeuvres consisted solely of those Styrofoam balls of varying circumference and you were all OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MINDS.

BUT WHAT DOES THE REST OF IT LOOK LIKE?

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Fugl’ Kim


If this is what Lil’ Kim wore to the after-party for her concert…

… then what’s left for the inevitable after-after party? Tassels? By the after-after-after party, she’ll be left with nothing but to wear a lampshade on her head and shout “FRAGIIIIIILE” at the top of her lungs.Seems like poor planning, no?
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Lady Fugalade


I know I’ve said that you should wear whatever you want on your birthday. This photo is from Lil’ Kim’s birthday party.

I never really stopped to consider that “whatever you want” might be lingerie topped by a vampire’s kitchen apron, but I guess I have to just stick to my convictions and wish her many happy returns. This is what I get for making blanket statements. Thanks for the life lesson, Kim.

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