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Fugs or Fabs: Reese Witherspoon and Laura Dern at “Wild” Premiere


Poor old Mia Wasikowska did a Woman Tromps Through Wilderness movie already this year in which she received glowing reviews, but it’s forgotten now.  I don’t know what it is about the Hollywood hive mind that sometimes has two similar projects going at the same time, but it seems unfair that we went so long without ANY Woman Tromps Through Wilderness movies and now suddenly we have two and one gets lost in the shuffle. Anyway: REESE, in Zac Posen. I have notes. Join me.

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Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the AMPAS Governors’ Awards


Prepare yourself. This is not some slideshow full of randoms, that you read on the train and are all, “ugh, I forgot the mobile version of GFY doesn’t show me the titles of these slides. Who is THIS random shitshow?!” No. You will recognize ALMOST ALL of these people because the Academy doesn’t invite you to pre-awards season parties unless they think you might be invited to an actual awards season party. Which means: AT LEAST B+ List. Let’s dig in.

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Fugs and Fabs and Fines: Women Wearing White(ish) on The Oscars Red Carpet


Okay. So some of these gowns are cream, and one of them might actually be veering into gold, but…close enough, right? Basically, I just threw this together to have an impromptu Ally McBeal reunion.

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Metallics and Metallic Adjacents


I just realized that the reason I put all these women together is that, as a group, they match one of my throw pillows. It’s been a very busy couple of days. Regardless, let’s soldier on!

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Fugs and Fabs: The Other Elle Party Guests


Somehow Emmy Rossum’s makeup artist turned her into Leighton Meester. It’s face alchemy.

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Emmy Awards Well Played: Laura Dern


I’m proud of myself, because I ALMOST got this right: When Monique Lhuillier sent this very similar gown down the runway, Laura Dern was one of my picks for it. Instead, she wore this gorgeous Naeem Khan, of which I said basically that once it was lined there would be happiness in the land.

I think THAT part, I nailed. As did she. This is sexy and gorgeous and dignified and romantic, and I think it found a very welcoming home. And if she’s mean to it, I would like to offer it shelter. I would bravely, generously, turn my closet into a halfway house for discarded red-carpet fashion. I am the real hero.

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