Fugger: Kristen Wiig

Kinda Well Played, Kristen Wiig in Marc Jacobs


Some of you are going to think I am CRAZY. But hear me out!

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YES, OF COURSE I wish it were lined, but you know that. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, I’m gonna want things to be lined ’til I die. No, I don’t know why it looks like a Kleenex she used to blot her lipstick is stuck, static-cling-style, to her hip. But I do know something, and it’s that Wiig here looks totally ready to tackle another glamorous broad, right into a lily pond, and settle some shit. And sometimes that’s EXACTLY the kind of look I want on the red carpet.

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Fug or Fab: Kristen Wiig in Vintage YSL


Well, I want to run over to her and yank this up and also scoot it all over like…half an inch. All those logistics sorted, though, I kind of like this:

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I freely admit that I might be feeling warmly toward it is because I REALLY would have wanted to wear it to a winter formal circa 1992. (I mean, it is vintage! MAYBE I COULD HAVE.)

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Well Played, Penelope Cruz and Kristen Wiig


I’ve decided these two are a good influence on each other, sartorially.

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SAG Awards Fug or Fab: Kristen Wiig in Roland Mouret


This is an odd one.

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It’s like someone glued a section of floor tile to her chest. Maybe she and Jon Hamm were planning a gig where he caulks her bosom and it got cut for time.

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Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else at the W Great Performances Party


There is a SHARP demarcation here between the people who thought, “It’s cold. I’m wearing a coat to this thing,” or even, “it’s cold. I’m going to wear pants,” and people who thought, “NO. I DON’T CARE HOW COLD I AM. Look at my outfit!”

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Scrolldown Fug: Kristen Wiig in Brandon Maxwell


It must be sort of distracting, knowing you’re at an event where the entire wall behind you shrieks NASTY BABY over and over again.

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Her head is perfectly fine, but then we get to the bodice, which looks like a napkin someone poorly folded and then threw on a table in disgust. But if it DIDN’T have that weird untucked-ish piece, it’d just be a too-small tube top. And then the pants have bitten off her feet. Truly, I get where it was going — a top that tried to be more fitted to offset the more voluminous pant — but it got lost on the way there and had to pull over to ask directions, and was never heard from again.

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WTF: Kristen Wiig in Oscar de la Renta (SIGH)


Let it be known that (a) I love that she’s branching out, (b) I love the colors, and (c) I love her makeup. HOWEVER:

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This bodice perplexes me deeply. We’ve seen this sort of top before — most noteworthily, on Rosamund Pike’s HORRIBLE Golden Globes gown from last year — and it basically never works. It’s like two giant fabric thumbs held together with a shoestring. Somewhere in heaven, Oscar de la Renta himself has discreetly excused himself from the Jackie Collins Welcome Party to furrow his elegant brow.

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