Fugger: Kerry Washington

Oscars Fug Carpet: Kerry Washington in Jason Wu


This pains me:

It pains me deeply that her pregnancy wardrobe has been so hit-or-miss. She has seemed so sincerely happy throughout this pregnancy — honestly, like a totally different celebrity. Not that I thought she seemed particularly cranky before, but she’s clearly so in a good place right now, and it’s delightful — that maybe she’s just like, “oh, you want me to wear a croptop? Oh, SURE! Why not?” and all, “just a satin bedsheet? What the heck? That will be fun! Whee!” And therefore I suspect she will not care when people are like, “…no, dude, it was actually literally a sheet. He totally forgot to make something for you until the night before. It was like a whole big thing.” Because that is basically the only explanation. I mean, at least this color is flattering on her. Maybe she should invest in some for her actual bed.

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Fugs and Fabs: The ESSENCE Luncheon


How does one bump Lupita Nyong’o from the front of a slideshow? By giving us the Thigh Sign.

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NAACP Image Awards Fugs and Fabs


I was JUST thinking to myself, “I wonder how Kerry Washington’s gestating is going.” I can’t wait for the bump-hiding shenanigans on Scandal. If anyone can think of a clever way to phrase that, please do put it in the comments. I am leaning toward “bumpoflage” or “womboflage” right now.

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Fugs and Fabs: The DGA Awards


OMG ENOUGH AWARDS SHOWS. I’m ten minutes from giving one in my kitchen. It’s going to be called The Coffee Awards and it’s just going to be me sticking my head under the coffee maker and letting the caffeine just flow directly into my face.

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SAGs Weekend Fugs and Fabs: The EW Party


Nothing like forgetting there was a pre-party until after you thought you put the SAGs to bed.

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SAG Awards Fug Carpet: Kerry Washington


First Gwyneth’s Met Gala apron, now this. My takeaway is, if Prada offers you a custom gown, say no.

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