Although it looks like Kerry here might be wearing a skirt in this photo, I can assure you that we are looking at leather Bermuda shorts, each of which have — for some inexplicable reason — a split hem. I could ALMOST live with these if they weren’t paired with an oppressive leather jacket and also a leather bag. It feels like a vampire started following a lot of preppy style influences and didn’t quite know how to marry that aesthetic with their own. Buffy Summers would haveĀ thoughts.