Fugger: Jessica Alba

Fugs and Fabs: Various Recent International Elle Covers

Because often these are more interesting than the U.S. ones.


Fugs and Fabs: Celebrities at Paris Fashion Week, Part I

Or, perhaps more accurately, “Celebrities at Paris Fashion Week So Far.” Although surely they’re all winging their ways back to Los Angeles for the Oscars this weekend, right? If a celebrity doesn’t attend an Oscar party, does that celebrity actually even exist?

[Photos: Getty, WENN]


People’s Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Jessica Alba

Oh, Jessica Alba. We JUST lauded this girl’s unexpectedly great taste in 2013, and so of course she goes and does this:

Her head is still good, obviously — hard to screw that up — but that dress is all wrong. We can all agree that Jessica Alba has a ridiculously fit bod, so this too-tight criss-cross thing is basically a dangerous criminal for what it’s doing to her. It should be locked up and kept off the streets. It can’t be trusted; it is a menace, with a particular interest in making mammary pancakes.

And from the side…

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It Was A Very Good Year: Jessica Alba, The Surprise

Before we get into 2014 in earnest, we decided to take a more focused look back at a couple people who put together very nice fashion years in 2013. These aren’t absolute choices, nor exhaustively researched ones; just the people who, when we were looking for our favorite and least-favorite single looks, seemed to pop up a lot in our “win” columns.

Alba is an out-there pick — it’s not like she’s pushing avant-garde fashion nor restyling herself dramatically — but that’s one reason we made it. I’ve admittedly never thought much about her, and forgot about her a little once she stepped away from acting to do the Honest Company stuff, but she pulled out some cute casual and formal looks this year that made us think, “Has she always had good taste, or is this a new thing?” Like, somehow it hadn’t occurred to us to pay attention until now. This may mean a Fugstory of her should be in the offing, but in the meantime, let’s ogle and see whether it’s a weird choice indeed or a correct one.


Fug or Fab: Jessica Alba

I can’t decide if this is cute, if she looks like she’s on her way to an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party, or she is off to be the cute girl AT the Ugly Christmas Sweater Party:

The “Cute Girl at the Ugly Christmas Sweater Party” is the cousin to the “Girl Whose Halloween Costume Is Chosen For Maximum Adorability,” by the way, and I can’t find it in my heart to be full of fiery rage at either of them.

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Fubs and Fabs: Baby2Baby Gala

Last weekend was apparently an Event Fest and we’re still playing catch-up.