Informative Caption tells me that Jessica here is accepting something called the “Discobolo Award” in Rome. Google tells me that the Discobolo Award is…not something it is aware of (!!) given that EVERY result as of 8:22 p.m. on Sunday night was a story about Jessica Alba attending this event in this Valentino dress and included zero details about the event itself. This has never happened to me before. I guess I can make up what it is? I’ve decided it is a prestigious award given every year to a well-known celebrity who is secretly a tremendous discus thrower. Fun fact: Jessica Alba almost qualified for the Olympics track and field team!* She looks great here for her big reveal.
*Also not true.
(Photo by Elisabetta Villa/Getty Images for The Andrea Iervolino Company)
