Scott Pilgrim vs. The World premiered on this day in 2010, and it’s full of people you know, but you know what else? It’s full of shoe choices that are actually CHOICES, rather than looking like they shoved their feet into whatever neutral pump their stylist had lying around. Remember Celebrity Shoe Intervention with Uzo Aduba? These would be the after photos, if that were not a) totally imaginary, and b) a joke from well after 2010.

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