Halloween: Resurrection  came out in July, 2002, but today is real Halloween so why not? Jamie Lee Curtis ditched this event, but Tyra Banks did not. It got VERY bad reviews but it did lead to one hell of a Wiki deep dive and this premiere had SO many needless belt. Let’s get into it. That Michael Myers seems really hard to kill!

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