Behold Graham Campbell, Kaia Gerber, Igby Rigney, Hayes Warner and Homer James Jigme Gere at the Berlin premiere of The Shards, and starring in a photo that’s basically a Crazy Sandwich chock full of people, some of whose names I might have just fabricated. (You’ll never know!) It’s like…normal, relatively normal, kinda wacky, WACKY, and then totally normal again.
I feel like Igby Rigney and Hayes Warner had a conversation where they were like, “how can we compete with Kaia being her mom’s clone and Homer being Richard Gere’s kid? I KNOW. CURTAINS.”
This is SO MUCH FABRIC. Igby looks like a 1940s noir detective who was ever so slightly shrunk by a curse, so everything is like 5% too long/big. Hayes is wearing the Hyatt’s most recently discarded window treatments and WHO EVEN KNOWS what else. (Well, technically, I do: It’s this Valentino look. I guess I’m glad she passed on the Over The Waistband Pantyhose styling???)
