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Fugger: Jennifer Aniston
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On one hand, I really wish they’d tried to talk her into something new. Although I suppose it’s possible they tried. I wish they’d succeeded.
On the other hand, Jennifer Aniston’s style preferences are pretty on-brand for Glamour — clean, all-American, sporty — and she looks good in this black dress, the 672nd black frock she’s worn in the course of her career. It’s worth noting that it’s also a good shot of her in general: her makeup is good, she looks lively but natural, and her skin looks fab. I’m inclined to give her, and Glamour, the win. What do you think?
Jennifer Aniston has, like an X-Wing in the Death Star corridor, switched all power to front deflector screens.
That looks like it was soldered to her from a mechanic’s junkyard. But it’s also, to me, HILARIOUS. She’s been nagged about pregnancy rumors, she’s cheerfully noted that she just gained a couple pounds that everyone assumed was a baby, and she’s endured a hundred magazine covers about the state of her ring finger, her uterus, and her mind grapes. Strapping a giant wheel well to her womb is a very amusing way to screw with everyone. I hope it was intentional. Well, obviously I hope the appliance itself was intentional, as I don’t wish upon ANYONE the fate of being squeezed into Darth Cummerbund against her will. But mostly I hope the Up Yours of it all was on purpose. I’ve decided it is.
First Rooney Mara wore navy, and now Jennifer Aniston is wearing color too. MULTIPLE colors. IN A FLORAL PATTERN. In other news, Satan just put on some Uggs, and reached for the optimistic blanket Kathie Lee Gifford gave him for Christmas.
Here’s the whole can’t-win problem, though: Is this too twee? It’s CUTE, but the white underlay might be shoving it into “precious” territory. Does it belong at the Teen Choice Awards on one of the few actual teen attendees? Should this be in the Nickelodeon closet and not hers? Or should we all just be freaking relieved that she’s doing something NEW (for her) and that it’s neither naked nor desperate, and leave it at that? I’m tempted, Fug Nation. I’m tempted.
- Emma Roberts may be wearing the first mullet dress I actually legitimately like.
- Jennifer Aniston probably just ate a sandwich, but her dress is snug enough to make ANYONE look like they might be gestating SOMETHING.
- This movie looks unbearably terrible.