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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Airport


You guys! If last week’s installment of People Wearing Stuff at the Airport was surprisingly A-list, this one is ALSO pretty A-list but, more interestingly, EXTREMELY NORMAL. Stars are just like us, once they leave the first class lounge.

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Well Played: Jennifer Aniston in Tibi


You know what? I’m not madly in love with this, but I’m giving it to her anyway:

Jennifer Aniston in Tibi

It’s:

  1. A different shape than her usual!
  2. Polka-dotted!
  3. Accessorized by red shoes!
  4. Accompanied by a totally new hair-do!

LET US APPLAUD THE CHANGE WE WANT TO SEE ON THE RED CARPET, FRIENDS.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Premiere of Mother’s Day


There is very little, of late, that Kate Hudson will not attend. Except apparently the premiere of this movie of hers.

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Well Played: Jennifer Aniston in Galvan


Cabernet alert! On Jennifer Aniston, not on my desk, although as they say it is always wine o’clock somewhere.

Jennifer Aniston

I love that on her — it’s not as HELLO RED as she usually goes, neither is it black, white, beige, or grey — and she’s accessorized it nicely, albeit with a few of her typical tendrils that I wish I could scrape out of her face. Still. A new hue! LOOK AT ALL OF THIS GROWTH.

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Critics’ Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Jennifer Aniston in Saint Laurent


Okay, first, I need to vent: All these deliberately misleading headlines about a Friends reunion are apocryphal and appalling to me. It’s the worst kind of clickbait (along with this newly popular thing of tweeting links to stories as if they are current, until you click on them, and find out they are six months old or worse; I call it “dickbait”). The headlines here should read, “Five of Six Friends Will Be At A Televised Party,” because that’s basically what it is. And we have enough unnecessary retreads happening right now — Heroes, Prison Break, 24, arguably X-Files,and that Coach remake that was mercifully killed before it had a chance to flop – so I’m not sure why a Friends reunion is so hot. Does anyone really want them to either a) reunite and make jokes like NO time has passed, or b) reunite and suddenly Phoebe is cracking wise about menopause? Not everything needs to be exhumed.

Well. That was TWO ventings. Neither of which are Jennifer Aniston’s fault, but whatever, she was the vehicle that sparked it. And she is, sadly for her, not immune to my frustration:

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I shudder to think what the sticker price is here. Because that lazy seam down the front, the tied ruffle, and the gynecological slit all feel intensely Macy’s. And I have no problem with Macy’s, but I also think Jennifer Aniston can aim higher than that – and the designers that price themselves in the stratosphere should at least deliver something that isn’t evocative of a dress I bought at the mall in 2004 for a wedding.

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Fugs and Fabs: American Cinematheque Awards Honoring Reese Witherspoon


Spoiler: This is a big old plate of bland and then Sofia Vegara comes in with a dash of crazy.

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She’s Fuggy That Way: Jennifer Aniston in Roland Mouret


On first glance, this seems to be a basic black jumpsuit, albeit with an asymmetry in the bodice.

jennifer aniston jumpsuit she's funny that way

On second glance, is her left leg wearing a cape? I would’ve hoped the Therouxniston union would usher in an era of sartorial experimentation, but in a color and pattern way, not just More Black Fabric But In Unusual Places. Sigh. Well, I guess the backdrop DOES say she’s funny that way.

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