Fugger: Jake Gyllenhaal

Fugs and Fabs: The Hollywood Film Awards 2015


Johnny Depp would love to stop and chat, but he’s late to deliver a horsehead to his rival’s bedchamber.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the “Everest” Premiere


We covered Diane Kruger, Elizabeth Banks, and Paz Vega yesterday — and you need to see what they wore to this, because they all looked fantastic — but let’s check out everyone else. Much like George Costanza before him, Jake Gyllenhaal has chosen to drape himself in velvet.

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Fugs and Fabs: HFPA Grants Banquet


The title of the event was snoozy, but fortunately, Halle Berry may have a Pavlovian reaction to the letters “HFPA” — sponsors of the Golden Globes — and so she busted out something that may have been raised on a nut farm.

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Boringly/Boredly Played: Rachel McAdams and Jake Gyllenhaal


The Southpaw promotional trail, winding through the ESPYs and whatnot, has been… curious.

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That dress feels like she’s running out of steam and just wants to go home. And I am not sure Jake ever had any steam to run out of; at all these events, at least from what I’ve seen, she comes off like she’s trying to smile and manufacture some chemistry while he’s all but stroking his beard and musing, “Is Nietzsche right that objectivity is a fallacy? Did the notion of perfection create imperfection, or vice versa? What ARE numbers? Why is Fox Sports One in the 200s on DirecTV but Fox Sports Prime all the way up in the 600s? UNIVERSE, THY QUIRKS PLAGUE MY SLEEP.”

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Fugs and Fabs: The Gotham Film Awards


All hail SWINTON. (And you should probably read this GQ profile of her, anointing her their Woman of the Year. First off, it’s extremely SWINTON-y and wonderful, and second, the fact that GQ has named TS and not, say, Kate Upton as their Woman of the Year pleases me. [No offense to Kate Upton.]) Beyond SWINTON, I’ve also got some Hamm for you here, so Gyllenhaal, some Tomei, a bit of Moore…a VARIETY of celebs. Join me in judgement.

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Fugs and Fabs of the Hollywood Film Awards


In which Sandra Bullock and Lupita Nyong’o battle it out for best dressed. Start the awards season as you mean to go on, I suppose.

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Beard or Bald-Faced: Jake Gyllenhaal


We’re having to pull a few rabbits out of hats today. I know, I know, plenty of other sites come up with content, and I should quit my whining, but… I feel like I need to explain to you guys that we’re not denying you a load of historically awful fashion just because we want to talk about facial hair. And yet, I’d rather discuss the relative hotness of Jake Gyllenhaal’s manscaping than trot out a picture of a celeb in a maxi dress just to do it. So let’s get down to it. These are IMPORTANT MATTERS.

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