The three leads of this film — which I keep wanting to call “Ambu Lance,” thanks to the way the font looks; this would of course star Jesse Plemons — are attractive, and they’re not phoning in these early European premieres. I’m also 93% sure that Yahya Abdul-Mateen and Jake Gyllenhaal have a text thread where they just shoot each other snaps of the turtlenecks they’ve bought or are thinking about buying.
Eiza even bleached her hair to get their attention and nada. Don’t worry, Eiza — I think you look gorgeous.
