The three leads of this film  — which I keep wanting to call “Ambu Lance,” thanks to the way the font looks; this would of course star Jesse Plemons — are attractive, and they’re not phoning in these early European premieres. I’m also 93% sure that Yahya Abdul-Mateen and Jake Gyllenhaal have a text thread where they just shoot each other snaps of the turtlenecks they’ve bought or are thinking about buying.

Ambulance Screening, London, United Kingdom - 23 Mar 2022

Eiza even bleached her hair to get their attention and nada. Don’t worry, Eiza — I think you look gorgeous.

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