Fugger: Jaimie Alexander
I don’t understand this hair on her.
She looks like a different person, which is a problem considering that a lot of people don’t know what she looks like to begin with and have only experienced her as The Human Showgirls Poster. Seriously, that hair adds ten years to her head. It’s NEVER a good idea to add ten years to your head. There are entire reality shows about toddler beauty pageant contestants that have proven this time and again. As for the rest of the outfit, it APPEARS to be a shirt with pants, and I really like the shirt and wish it continued into a cool, slinky long or short skirt, either solid or patterned. It’s a great-looking bodice. And then those wrinkly trousers pop up like refugees from Banal Barn and the whole thing dies like an iPad in water.
“Well, hi, there, everyone!”
“Thank you, I do like my outfit! It’s so nice to– wait, what do you mean this is better than my other dress? Which other dress do you mean? Are people still talking about that silly old thing? Surely not! I’d already forgotten, myself. LET’S ALL JUST FORGET AND MOVE ON AND NOT TALK ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN.”