Fugger: Jaimie Alexander

Fugs and Fabs: The People/EW Upfronts Party


I SWEAR I wrote an intro to this post, but only now, 12 hours after it published, did I check and notice that nothing was written here. WELL DONE. Is my brain cramping?

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Fugs and Fabs: The NBC Upfronts


Can we talk about the fact that NBC renewed Mysteries of Laura? Although…perhaps I should not complain about something that sets Debra Messing onto red carpets on the regular.

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Catch-up Fuggerday: Things We Missed Because Of Cannes


Orange Is The New Black had a premiere party. So did The Normal Heart. People wore stuff, and more importantly: Matt Bomer and Tim Riggins. Venture in with us.

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Fugs and Fabs of the Marie Claire Party: Pants


Some of these pants are truly soiling the word.

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AMAs Fug Carpet: Jaimie Alexander


I don’t understand this hair on her.

She looks like a different person, which is a problem considering that a lot of people don’t know what she looks like to begin with and have only experienced her as The Human Showgirls Poster. Seriously, that hair adds ten years to her head. It’s NEVER a good idea to add ten years to your head. There are entire reality shows about toddler beauty pageant contestants that have proven this time and again. As for the rest of the outfit, it APPEARS to be a shirt with pants, and I really like the shirt and wish it continued into a cool, slinky long or short skirt, either solid or patterned. It’s a great-looking bodice. And then those wrinkly trousers pop up like refugees from Banal Barn and the whole thing dies like an iPad in water.

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Better Played, Jaimie Alexander


“Well, hi, there, everyone!”

“Thank you, I do like my outfit! It’s so nice to– wait, what do you mean this is better than my other dress? Which other dress do you mean? Are people still talking about that silly old thing? Surely not!  I’d already forgotten, myself. LET’S ALL JUST FORGET AND MOVE ON AND NOT TALK ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN.”

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