Fugger: Jaimie Alexander

Catch-up Fuggerday: Things We Missed Because Of Cannes


Orange Is The New Black had a premiere party. So did The Normal Heart. People wore stuff, and more importantly: Matt Bomer and Tim Riggins. Venture in with us.

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Fugs and Fabs of the Marie Claire Party: Pants


Some of these pants are truly soiling the word.

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AMAs Fug Carpet: Jaimie Alexander


I don’t understand this hair on her.

She looks like a different person, which is a problem considering that a lot of people don’t know what she looks like to begin with and have only experienced her as The Human Showgirls Poster. Seriously, that hair adds ten years to her head. It’s NEVER a good idea to add ten years to your head. There are entire reality shows about toddler beauty pageant contestants that have proven this time and again. As for the rest of the outfit, it APPEARS to be a shirt with pants, and I really like the shirt and wish it continued into a cool, slinky long or short skirt, either solid or patterned. It’s a great-looking bodice. And then those wrinkly trousers pop up like refugees from Banal Barn and the whole thing dies like an iPad in water.

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Better Played, Jaimie Alexander


“Well, hi, there, everyone!”

“Thank you, I do like my outfit! It’s so nice to– wait, what do you mean this is better than my other dress? Which other dress do you mean? Are people still talking about that silly old thing? Surely not!  I’d already forgotten, myself. LET’S ALL JUST FORGET AND MOVE ON AND NOT TALK ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN.”

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WTFug: Jaimie Alexander


Let me put this in context for you: Peter Facinelli is dating Jaimie Alexander. He did not attend this Thor 2: Best Little Thorhouse In Texas premiere, because there was a Twilight event, but his sixteen-year old daughter Luca Bella did. So although she and Jaimie weren’t photographed together, they must have been there together, and you’d imagine that means Jaimie was also the responsible adult in charge. And I’m sure she is a very nice person who would not accidentally sell Luca Bella into sex slavery or leave her anywhere sketchy, and I am not at ALL suggesting she is a bad influence. But: Please put yourself in Jaimie’s shoes, and just try and imagine having a maybe-potential-semi-unofficial stepdaughter of that age, taking her to your big movie premiere, and choosing to wear this:

She looks like she poured hot coffee down her front and it strategically seared off some fabric. AND IT GETS WORSE:
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Fugs and Fabs: Carolina Herrera Store Opening


What do you get when you mix Kat Graham with the uptown stylings of Carolina Herrera? Apparently, the answer is: Yoko Ono.

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