Fugger: Hilary Swank

Fug or Fine: Hilary Swank in Altuzarra


This picture makes me laugh, because Christoph Waltz’s smile just has that effect on me.

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He’s SO CHIPPER, like he is DELIGHTED to introduce you to the lady who taught him all he knows about tooth-whitening because she has changed his life. Swank, meanwhile, looks… fine, but also typically Swankian. I feel like she normally gives off a vibe of being overdressed for an occasion, or at least just a few degrees off, and then for this — the same event that brought us Rosamund Pike and Adriana Lima — she seems underdressed. Is she the Ziggy of nailing the spirit of the dress code? Will she ever win?

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Fug or Fab: Hilary Swank in Giambattista Valli


This is theoretically a very floaty and pretty piece of elegance.

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And yet it looks like it was plopped onto Hilary here without ceremony, or even much styling (although a tip of the hat to the bracelet). This thing needs a hook, or else a redesign, because from this angle the flowers seem to be wilting right off her chest.  The makeup and hair might be left over from something she did during the day. I don’t know. I have nothing against Hilary Swank at all — I actually am sad her movie career took a weird turn into an abyss — but about 75 percent of the time she comes off like she’s still just trying something on, rather than wearing it for real.

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Fug or Fab: Hilary Swank


You know what? I’m totally going to give this one to old Swanks:

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Flattering, age-appropriate, not boring yet not so patterned that it might accidentally induce a seizure, we can’t see any of her bits nor her undercrackers. I’ll take it.

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Recent Fugs: Jumpsuits


Might as well sweep them all up in the same dustpan, no?

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Fug or Fab: Hilary Swank


I DO think this would have made an amazing bridesmaid’s dress in 1987.

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P.S. I Fug You: Hilary Swank in Giambattista Valli


I call this dress Introduction to Photoshop:

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Because I’m pretty sure it was designed by someone who was given twenty minutes, a mouse, and a mandate to figure out what each different tool does.

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Hollywood Film Awards Fug or Fab: Hilary Swank in Nicholas Oakwell Couture


YOU GUYS. I think she’s wearing a something that’s, at best, scrunchie-adjacent. I know I’ve complained about her styling lately, but now I’m getting really worried that maybe her hairdresser is in on whatever Evil Plan is afoot within Team Swank.

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