Fugger: Hilary Swank

Fug or Fab: Hilary Swank


You know what? I’m totally going to give this one to old Swanks:

USO's 'Comfort Crew For Military Kids' Event Hosted By Hillary Swank

Flattering, age-appropriate, not boring yet not so patterned that it might accidentally induce a seizure, we can’t see any of her bits nor her undercrackers. I’ll take it.

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Recent Fugs: Jumpsuits


Might as well sweep them all up in the same dustpan, no?

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Fug or Fab: Hilary Swank


I DO think this would have made an amazing bridesmaid’s dress in 1987.

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P.S. I Fug You: Hilary Swank in Giambattista Valli


I call this dress Introduction to Photoshop:

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Because I’m pretty sure it was designed by someone who was given twenty minutes, a mouse, and a mandate to figure out what each different tool does.

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Hollywood Film Awards Fug or Fab: Hilary Swank in Nicholas Oakwell Couture


YOU GUYS. I think she’s wearing a something that’s, at best, scrunchie-adjacent. I know I’ve complained about her styling lately, but now I’m getting really worried that maybe her hairdresser is in on whatever Evil Plan is afoot within Team Swank.

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Well Played, Hilary Swank in Elie Saab


I decided earlier in this week that I am in a fight with whoever is making the clothing decisions for Hilary Swank, be it Swank herself, or someone on Team Swank. But we have briefly made up, thanks to this:

Stars arrive at the 2014 Outfest Legacy Awards

Elie Saab apparently solves almost everything. Yes, this is sort of the Understated But Secretly Gorgeous Librarian Cousin to the  OTT Elie Saab that Elizabeth Banks stunned in, earlier this week, but I’m very fond of librarians. They answer your questions, and they give you books, and they are skilled at dealing patiently with weirdos.  What’s not to like? EXACTLY.

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