Fugger: Hilary Swank

Well Played, Hilary Swank in Peter Pilotto

If this looks familiar to you, it’s probably because we saw the pink and red version on Vera Farmiga recently:

Actress Hilary Swank attends Opening Night of the 37th Annual Mill Valley Film Festival at the Art Club in Mill Valley

Leaving aside the huge issue of Whatever Happened To Hilary Swank? Can We Really Blame Her Career Tanking On That Time She Went to a Dictator’s Birthday Party? which floats through my brain literally every single time I see her (I am obsessed with what happened to her, and I don’t entirely know why), she looks good in this. She looks ready to stroll into some power actresses luncheon hosted by Variety and held at the Beverly Hilton and hold her own in a chat with Reese Witherspoon about the best jams in Ojai, and whether dating/marrying your agent is great multi-tasking or just ends with you having to go to a LOT more boring parties, and how early is too early to call a production meeting when you’re a Super Sleeper who only needs four hours. And that’s a start.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]


Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Hilary Swank in Versace and Bottega Veneta

I am generally lukewarm on The Hilary Swank Experience. So it will not surprise you that my feelings about these outfits are a grunting, ladylike blend of meh and feh and huh.

[Photos: Getty]


Fugs and Fabs: The Michael Kors Jet Set Experience, Shanghai

The fact that this is called THE MICHAEL KORS JET SET EXPERIENCE just delights me. That sounds like it ought to be a ride at Disneyland. Instead of 3D glasses, they give you sunglasses and a spray tan and then you get to wear pretty dresses and have Kors squeal at you that you look like a brioche. I’d ride it 100 times. Also — not surprisingly, given that this event was in Shanghai, many Chinese actresses with whom I am not that familiar attended. If you have good scoop about any of them, OBVIOUSLY unload in the comments.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Milan Fashion Week

Not as many celebs came to Milan as they did New York or London — I suspect more celebrities just happen to live in New York and London to begin with — but Paris kicks off today and I suspect there will be one last gasp of A-listers before everyone has to turn around and pop back here for the Oscars. I am tired just thinking about it, but I’m sure first class travel helps.

[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]


Fugs and Fabs: Armani “One Night Only New York”

She really should’ve buttoned that coat.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, INF]


Well Played, Hilary Swank

I don’t know what Hilary Swank is doing today…

…but I hope it involves writing Michael Kors a thank you note for this little number.

[Photo: Getty]