Fugger: Halle Berry

Sigh: Halle Berry in Noam Hanoch at the MTV Movie Awards


Halle Berry, Queen Latifah

HALLE: And so we’re presenting this award to my dear friend Will Smith, who…

QUEEN LATIFAH’S BRAIN: Halle. Halle. HALLE. We discussed this.

HALLE: … great actor, generous co-star…

QLB: Yes, just keep talking. Pretend we didn’t promise we’d come out here together looking sensible. “It’s about Will,” we said. “It’s not our night,” we said. “I’ll leave my abs at home,” you said.

HALLE: … not that we’ve done any movies together, come to think of it…

QLB: THIS IS NOT LEAVING YOUR ABS AT HOME, HALLE. THIS IS TURNING YOUR ABS INTO A HOSIERY COMMERCIAL.

HALLE: … WAIT, we did that one episode of Martin where we played ourselves, does that count? I’m not sure that counts…

QLB: IT DOESN’T COUNT.

HALLE: I guess it counts.

QLB: NOPE.

HALLE: Because I’m here, and… if that doesn’t count, why AM I here?

QLB: WHY INDEED HALLE. Why indeed. I blame you for these pants.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at the Airport


Tis the season! I’m sure a lot of Fug Nation is traveling over this week. Be safe, look glamorous, and report back if you end up in security behind Bieber.

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Fugs and Fehs: Fallout 4 Launch


A kind soul alerted me to the fact that we’d forgotten to cover January Jones’ sheer pants. I shrieked before I even saw them. I’m doubling down on that shriek now.

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Fugs and Fabs: HFPA Grants Banquet


The title of the event was snoozy, but fortunately, Halle Berry may have a Pavlovian reaction to the letters “HFPA” — sponsors of the Golden Globes — and so she busted out something that may have been raised on a nut farm.

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ESPYs Fug Carpet: Halle Berry


Halle Berry looks so PERPLEXED here:

The 2015 ESPYS - Arrivals

“Where am I? The ESPYs? Why? OH, because Extant is on ABC, just like…it’s NOT? Are you sure? No, no, I believe you. I actually keep forgetting they even renewed that thing. Then I’m here because… I’m Halle Berry and people enjoy hearing me talk and seeing my face, and also I can be relied upon to deliver an award with competence? Sure, that works for me. I’ll just rustle up a little sheer/leather/striped/drop-waisted/possibly moderately embroidered number with sleeves that recall the power and glory of a bat sleeping upside down on my arms and then I’ll be right over! Thanks for having me!”

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Comic-Con, Day 1


I don’t understand why Comic-Con is basically just Anything-Con now. So many of these shows are not comic, nor comics. I suppose it may bear out that some of these are long cons, which would at least cover that word.

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Fug or Fab: Halle Berry


I ALWAYS think, first off, with her: “God, you are SO GOOD LOOKING, Halle Berry.” Revlon is wise to be in business with this face:

Halle Berry Lunch Celebrates Women Cancer Research - Arrivals

What about this OUTFIT, though? At first glance, I was down with it: Black pencil skirt, white top, doing the half-tuck thing. Very appropriate for daytime event. Simple. Good stuff. And then I looked closer at the shirt and it kinda started to look like her nightgown, tucked into her skirt in a hurry, like she woke up late and forgot her shirt and then thought, “I can repurpose my nightgown, right? No one will know, right? Right. Let’s do this.”

What do you think?

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