Fugger: Cameron Diaz

Fugs and Fines: Leslie Mann, Kate Upton, and Cameron Diaz


After an outing wherein these three comported themselves fairly admirably, sartorially speaking, this is one big collective pile of Ugh:

Cameron actually looks great, I think — cute dress, good shoes, well-accessorized, good lipstick — but she’s wearing basically the exact same thing. I kind of hope she goes through this entire trip wearing just long-sleeved black mini-dresses to f with us all.  Kate Upton needs to set those shoes on fire — your dress is WHITE. YOU HAVE SO MANY OPTIONS. LOOK ALIVE, FOOL — and although she looks, objectively, pretty good, I wish she had worn some lipstick.

And then there’s Leslie. Oh, Leslie Mann. I almost always like what you wear. And that is why I am sad that you are wearing the dress version of Sally Draper’s least favorite car coat, at least one size too big for you. Even the pattern is all janky at the bottom. It looks sad and it makes me sad and it’s FRIDAY. I don’t want to be sad. Help me not to be so sad.

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Fines and Fabs: The UK Premiere of The Other Woman


I’m also really happy to have the opportunity to talk about how annoying this movie looks. Any trailer that has a wife joking about how the drugs she’s giving her philandering husband are giving him “man-opause” and then making a wilting penis hand gesture automatically induces my eye roll reflex. If you’re so pissed at him, beat him the old fashioned way: In court. And then the trailer is capped with Cameron Diaz, Kate Upton, and Leslie Mann dancing on a table and I’m basically kind of like, “this is not First Wives Club” and I don’t know. Something about it sets my teeth on edge. It’s the same reaction I have to Hilaria Baldwin. THAT BEING SAID, some of these women look great and one of them looks like she got lost coming home from a Bonfire of the Vanities party.

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Fugs and Fabs: CinemaCon 2014


I just looked it up, and The Fault In Our Stars comes out June 6 — so Shailene Woodley will get to sit down sometime between Divergent and that one. Also, I kept misreading this event as being Cinnabon 2014, and boy, that sounds more fun.

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Met Gala Fug or Fab: Cameron Diaz


“Wait. Where am I?”

“NO. Come on. They told me I was going to the first annual Salute to Gywneth Paltrow’s Tom Ford Oscar Dress of 2012. THAT’S WHY I’M WEARING THIS CAPE. I’m going to kill Stella.”

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Fug or Fab: Cameron Diaz


I don’t know if I think this is the best dress in the history of the world ever, but I actually think that overall, she looks pretty damn good. (Plus: BONUS COLIN FIRTH.)

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Bonus Birthday Fugstory: Cameron Diaz and the Charlie’s Angels Junkets


The ones from the Charlie’s Angels 2 circuit missed the birth of GFY by a year. If ONLY we had been earlier on the scene. You all are going to look at these and think, “HOW THE HELL did I forget any of this happened? WHERE WAS I? DO I HAVE SELECTIVE AMNESIA?!?!?!” It’s glorious. Drew Barrymore, you may want to take cover.

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