Fugger: Cameron Diaz
“Wait. Where am I?”
“NO. Come on. They told me I was going to the first annual Salute to Gywneth Paltrow’s Tom Ford Oscar Dress of 2012. THAT’S WHY I’M WEARING THIS CAPE. I’m going to kill Stella.”
What do you think?
her GFY archive — but I couldn’t deny you, either. So watch for that one in a few hours. Meanwhile: Happy birthday, Cameron. It’s been a bumpy road, but least you aren’t matching your hats to your jeans anymore.
[Photos: Getty, WENN]
From the waist up, this really works.
From the waist down, she might as well just be wearing a sign that says, “STELLA MCCARTNEY HATES ME.”