Fugger: Blake Lively

Fug or Fab (and Recent Fines): Blake Lively in Kaufmanfranco

It’s hard to take issue with Pregnant Blake Lively, because she’s pretty damn radiant, but… is this kind of dull?

[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]


Fugs or Fabs: Blake Lively in Gucci Cruise

At some point, I expect a statue of this exact photo to be available for purchase on Preserve.us. Whittled to lifelike perfection by an artisanal ant colony and scented lightly with vanilla.

[Photos: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet]


Casual Fuggerday: Confusingly Played, Blake Lively

Well, I don’t know what the hell climate it was in New York yesterday.

Blake Lively

But I do know this: You can take the girl out of Serena van der Woodsen, but you can’t take Serena van der Woodsen out of the girl.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Well Played: Blake Lively in Michael Kors

For some reason I am simultaneously not that into this dress, AND think that she looks like a freaking glowing beacon of fecundity. The latter won.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet, Splash]


Well Played, Blake Lively on Vogue

I know this will be controversial, but I have to give a hand to a girl who, in an interview with Vogue, refers to her outfit something that looks as if “Sling Blade and Pocahontas had a baby.” That’s legitimately funny. (Also legitimately funny, however, is Entertainment Weekly‘s take on WTF is happening with Preserve, Blake’s GOOP.) I also think this cover look and the inside spread are extremely well-suited to Blake’s Classic American Blonde Good Looks, and, frankly, I am delighted they didn’t try anything Bizarrely Directional on her. Remember that time everyone who was on the cover looked like she’d just been electrocuted?

[Photos: Vogue]


Cleavly Played: Beyonce and Blake Lively in Gucci

BLAKE: Hey, Bey!


BLAKE: Actually, I played Serena!

BEYONCE: But your actual name starts with a B!

BLAKE: Oh! That’s needlessly confusing!

BEYONCE: Don’t question my methods!

BLAKE: I mean it’s brilliant!

BEYONCE: Correct! Bey the way, I notice you are cleaving out!

BLAKE: Yes! Because in case you haven’t noticed, these are fantastic!

BEYONCE: My rider says nobody can flash the boobeys except for me!

BLAKE: I didn’t get that memo!

BEYONCE: A likely story! Get them out of here or I will bey you DOWN!

BLAKE: OMG, The Beygency is real! I’d better not blurt out that I don’t really like your jumpsuit! Oh, shit, I said that out loud!

BEYONCE: BEYDAY! BEYDAY! WE HAVE A RED ALERT.You have a ten second head start, and then you’d better beylieve that if I catch you I will make you REPENT!

BLAKE: Sigh, it was so pleasant up until then.

[Photo: Getty]