Fugger: Blake Lively
I have to give a hand to a girl who, in an interview with Vogue, refers to her outfit something that looks as if “Sling Blade and Pocahontas had a baby.” That’s legitimately funny. (Also legitimately funny, however, is Entertainment Weekly‘s take on WTF is happening with Preserve, Blake’s GOOP.) I also think this cover look and the inside spread are extremely well-suited to Blake’s Classic American Blonde Good Looks, and, frankly, I am delighted they didn’t try anything Bizarrely Directional on her. Remember that time everyone who was on the cover looked like she’d just been electrocuted?
BLAKE: Hey, Bey!
BEYONCE: Hey, B!
BLAKE: Actually, I played Serena!
BEYONCE: But your actual name starts with a B!
BLAKE: Oh! That’s needlessly confusing!
BEYONCE: Don’t question my methods!
BLAKE: I mean it’s brilliant!
BEYONCE: Correct! Bey the way, I notice you are cleaving out!
BLAKE: Yes! Because in case you haven’t noticed, these are fantastic!
BEYONCE: My rider says nobody can flash the boobeys except for me!
BLAKE: I didn’t get that memo!
BEYONCE: A likely story! Get them out of here or I will bey you DOWN!
BLAKE: OMG, The Beygency is real! I’d better not blurt out that I don’t really like your jumpsuit! Oh, shit, I said that out loud!
BEYONCE: BEYDAY! BEYDAY! WE HAVE A RED ALERT.You have a ten second head start, and then you’d better beylieve that if I catch you I will make you REPENT!
BLAKE: Sigh, it was so pleasant up until then.
[Photos: Getty, Splash]