Fugger: Abbie Cornish

Fugs and Fabs: The Oscars Lightbox Purge


It’s an Oscars fashion grab-bag! Also known as The Post Where We Still Have Outfits You Want to See But We Have Run Out Of Stuff to Say.

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Fug or Fab: Abbie Cornish


The camera flashes are catching the lining of this dress and making it look, I think, more potentially racy and revealing than it actually is.

Like, there is a LOT I feel like I can see right now, and yet I suspect it’s an illusion? But maybe not? Pity, because the idea is lovely, even if Abbie herself is almost unrecognizable to me with the really bleached, Brigitte Nielsen-colored hair. But I’m not sure I can separate what the dress does when a camera is on it, from what the dress looks like on a hanger or inside the theater. Because the thing is, it was built to be worn, and it was built to be photographed; if it can’t withstand that without making you look like you’re an advertisement for nipples and upper thighs, then maybe it should be demolished.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Robocop Premiere


I had no idea that this movie was even happening, so that’s good news for them.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Annenberg Gala, Part 2


Yeah, yeah, Charlize… but what you really want to see are Karolina Kurkova’s feet, because I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

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Fug or Fab: Abbie Cornish


Remember back in the day when Reese and Ryan broke up and it was (allegedly) because Ryan was canoodling with Abbie Cornish and she went out dressed like a nun most of the time, like she was wearing a sign that said, “I AM SORRY”?

Thank god we’re past that. For a lot of reasons, not the least of which is that it was kind of a ridiculous way for her PR to decide to handle that kerfuffle.¬† And also because she looks pretty great, and people looking great makes all the rest of us feel better. Unless they’re people that we hate, in which case…blinding rage, obviously. I am so gobsmacked to see her looking so va-va-voom that I’m not sure if this is ACTUALLY good or just a welcome change.

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Well Played, Abbie Cornish


This might be the best she’s ever looked. Yes, illusion netting and all.

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Fug and Fab and Basically Lots of Feelings: Madonna, Abbie Cornish, And The Other Lady In W.E.


ANDREA RISEBOROUGH: I hope people think I’m Mary Louise Parker, and don’t give me a ¬†hard time about not hemming my dress.

MADONNA: MOVE AWAY NOTHING TO SEE HERE I AM JUST A SERIOUS DIRECTOR AND I NEVER KISSED JESUS IN A MUSIC VIDEO SO JUST LET’S EVEN PRETEND I’M NOT HERE.

ABBIE CORNISH: Dress, thousands of dollars. Plane ticket to Toronto: $200. Lobster: Market price. Built-in lobster bib attached to my gown: PRICELESS.

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