Fugger: Abbie Cornish

Scrolldown Fug: Abbie Cornish


It was such an easy fix. Just cut the skirt at the place where it begs to be sliced.

Abbie Cornish

Would a scissor orgy have made this fantastic? No, but it would have been forgettably fine. Maybe even cute. Perhaps she got confused by a homophone and thought it was “fear the SHEAR.” When in fact shears are the best cure for the sheers.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Oscars Lightbox Purge


It’s an Oscars fashion grab-bag! Also known as The Post Where We Still Have Outfits You Want to See But We Have Run Out Of Stuff to Say.

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Fug or Fab: Abbie Cornish


The camera flashes are catching the lining of this dress and making it look, I think, more potentially racy and revealing than it actually is.

Like, there is a LOT I feel like I can see right now, and yet I suspect it’s an illusion? But maybe not? Pity, because the idea is lovely, even if Abbie herself is almost unrecognizable to me with the really bleached, Brigitte Nielsen-colored hair. But I’m not sure I can separate what the dress does when a camera is on it, from what the dress looks like on a hanger or inside the theater. Because the thing is, it was built to be worn, and it was built to be photographed; if it can’t withstand that without making you look like you’re an advertisement for nipples and upper thighs, then maybe it should be demolished.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Robocop Premiere


I had no idea that this movie was even happening, so that’s good news for them.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Annenberg Gala, Part 2


Yeah, yeah, Charlize… but what you really want to see are Karolina Kurkova’s feet, because I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

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Fug or Fab: Abbie Cornish


Remember back in the day when Reese and Ryan broke up and it was (allegedly) because Ryan was canoodling with Abbie Cornish and she went out dressed like a nun most of the time, like she was wearing a sign that said, “I AM SORRY”?

Thank god we’re past that. For a lot of reasons, not the least of which is that it was kind of a ridiculous way for her PR to decide to handle that kerfuffle.  And also because she looks pretty great, and people looking great makes all the rest of us feel better. Unless they’re people that we hate, in which case…blinding rage, obviously. I am so gobsmacked to see her looking so va-va-voom that I’m not sure if this is ACTUALLY good or just a welcome change.

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Well Played, Abbie Cornish


This might be the best she’s ever looked. Yes, illusion netting and all.

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