Fug File: WTF

The Fugqualizer: Chloe Grace Moretz in Dior

This bodice confuses me. It’s a sash running through boobloops, which itself is a word that sounds like a sugar cereal for bachelor parties.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]


WTF: Gabi Grecko at the Brownlow Medal

Remember Fug Favorite Brynne Edelsten? You NEED to look at her archives if not, and even if so, because they are spectacular. You may also remember that her wedding to Aussie “entrepreneur” Geoffrey Edelsten cost MILLIONS and involved a DVD narrated by Jason “Costanza” Alexander? ANYWAY. Apparently Brynne and Geoffrey are dunzo (he allegedly stepped out on her with a woman who found him on a website for, and I quote, “sugar daddies,” so that’s subtle; love is apparently dead, and also so is his fortune), and this is his new bride-to-be, NOT the same one who broke up what was surely the greatest love of our time, and who designed this look herself:

2014 Brownlow Medal

Apparently, he has a type. And that type is SPARKLY CRACKPOT.*

*Now with Extra Lady Gaga!

[Photo: Getty]


amfAR Milano Gala: Fugs and Fabs and WTFs of the Rest

WHY does her caftan have its own Stargate? Rosario Dawson is the head lice of GFY: a head-scratcher that is really pernicious and hard to cure.

[Photos: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty]


What the Fug: Rita Ora

Dear Rita:

Rita Ora

Listen to your face. It’s trying to tell you something.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Fugging With The Stars: Julianne Hough in Zimmermann

So, this alleges to be Zimmermann.

Julianne Hough

But I’m pretty sure it’s actually aprons from Anthropologie that someone glued together and started selling on an extremely low-tier Etsy shop called Zimme R. Mann.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Fashion Rocks WTF: Jackie Cruz

Oh, man, y’all.

Jackie Cruz

Prom was REALLY ROUGH this year. Never hire a tractor to do a limo’s job.

[Photo: Splash]