Fug File: WTF

Casual Fuggerday: Taylor Momsen

… Well, this is a swerve.

I feel like in the past, her shin was the only part we DIDN’T always see. Maybe she’s super into Living The Photonegative right now.

[Photo: Splash]


Casual Fuggerday: Kim Kardashian

This is tremendous.

I can’t wait until Kim and Kanye decide they’re going to buy a ranch and live off the land, and she’s churning butter and mopping and living the prairie life, all while trying to hide her thousand-dollar heels because she’s ashamed she doesn’t think hanging the wash on a clothesline is more dope.

[Photo: INF]


What The Fug: Sophia Bush in Fleur du Mal

I noted earlier that I am really not feeling Sophia Bush’s edgier new style. And that goes quadruple for this iteration of it.

It’s VERY Velma Kelly Does Maxim, and whatever, we all know she’d be a pretty fun time on the town, but she was also A MURDERER and fictional and doing complex dance numbers. Of those three things, Sophia COULD be two, but is HOPEFULLY only considering one, and even that wouldn’t make this right. Leave it for the Cell Block Tango, kid.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Fugvenge: Amber Valletta

Okay, I know I’ve said this before and been joking but I actually mean it this time:

What IS this?

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


WTF: Khloe Kardashian

We need to talk about Khloe’s pants:

Khloe Kardashian in White Jeans in The Hamptons (1)

Namely, at what point do they stop technically being considered pants at all?

[Photo: AKM/GSI]


What The Fug: Sarah Jessica Parker in Schiaparelli Couture

“Someday,” she thought, “my prince will come.”

Sarah Jessica Parker at amfAR Inspiration Gala

“And when he does, he’ll be so GLAD I bought that pastel stamp set and made a chastity garment that protects the rare virtue of my elbows and upper forearm. And when we marry I shall be known as Princess Ulna, and on our wedding night I’ll sing, Let it ‘bow, let it ‘bow, can’t hold it back anymore; let it ‘bow, let it ‘bow, slice the cloth and slam the door // and see it bend // my joint foreplay // it’s been hiding for so long //  a lady’s crook should be saved for her wedding day. I mean, right?!?”

well, is it?