Fug File: WTF

WTF: Paula Abdul


This is so bonkers, and bless you for that, Paula. Bless your sartorially adventurous little heart:

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There is something to be said for the fact that I was SO distracted by the melange of fabrics fighting for ultimate dominance on your top that it took me FOREVER to notice that we can also totally see your bra! I believe that’s what they call, “drawing focus.”

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What the Fug: Charli XCX


Most of the time, celebs show up in stuff that makes them look like ornamental furniture, like a couch or a throw pillow or a fancy chair.

Charlo XCX

Congratulations to Charli for being the first person to arrive at an event looking like a screen door at the height of summer. Someone might want to glue a citronella candle to her back.

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Recent Fugs: Greta Gerwig in Valentino and Chanel


If I’d been asked to guess, I’d have flipped the credits on these two dresses.

Greta Gerwig

For instance, this is Valentino. But I would have assumed tis came from that crackpot Chanel collection where Karl was  obsessed briefly with cowboys. This is seriously like what you’d make if you murdered all your My Little Ponies and then plucked some hairs as the trophies for your kills.

And this one is Chanel…

Greta Gerwig

… but I would have said, “Oh, yeah, that’s Valentino, from when Daisy Buchanan guested on Reign.”

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Fugs and Hmms: Celebs at Yeezy Season 3


Did anyone EVER imagine a universe in which Chloe Sevigny’s clothes would be the revitalizing wind of sanity blowing through any given party?

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What the Fug: Kardashians, Jenners, and Kanye at Yeezy Season 3


Fug Nation, I’m trusting you here: When I die, this is how Jessica has to memorialize me.

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What the Fug: Grace Gealey at the NAACP Image Awards


To me, this dress is a bit like season 2 of Empire.

Grace Gealey

It’s a nice idea that’s as-yet unfinished, but has also gone far enough off the rails that it might be beyond saving.

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What the Fug: Keke Palmer at the NAACP Image Awards


Maybe she’s born with it.

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Maybe it’s Maidenform.

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