I apologize for giving you a migraine as we head into the weekend.
I just needed other eyeballs to take in this sight. I’d never before imagined a ghoulish spawn of lingerie elastic, a jumpsuit from Forever 21, and the horrible snagging that happens when you accidentally let an unhooked bra loose in your washing machine. I mean… are accidents suddenly hot for fall?
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My calendar tells me its not Halloween yet.
So why is Lea Michele’s pelvis in costume as paper grocery bag? Was this a Come As Your Favorite Recyclable party?
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When I saw this photo in tiny little thumbnail, for one brilliant, heart-stopping moment I thought it was Jade, the best contestant America’s Next Top Model ever gave us (you may recall that her exit interview was done in the form of spoken word poetry, punctuated by her snapping fingers), despite the fact that they don’t really look anything alike. I blame the hat, and also that I was seeing the change I wanted to see in the world — namely, Jade’s triumphant return to my life. Having said that:
I do think poetry might improve this?
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It’s amazing to me that a family that CONSTANTLY discusses its weight and fitness does not also understand the logic of “JUST GO UP A SIZE. NOBODY WILL KNOW BUT YOU.”
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Ariel. My dear. I know you are at some kind of pool party, which appears to be sponsored by my all-time favorite game, Uno.
But my dear, auditions for Team Kardashian are closed, kid. We have enough of them. There is no room at the Calabasas Inn. So this is one Wild card I would not have played.
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This isn’t even so much ruffled pants, as it is one skirt that splits into a bunch of tiny single-leg skirts. It’s like a family tree of skirting.
And it’s bonkers, but possibly not more so than the shirt. I may not love it when both shoulders are cut out, but I at least GET IT, from a symmetry perspective. Why is only ONE shoulder poking out? What does that do for anyone, besides force them to put sunscreen on one specific extra body part? Is this her way of trying to act like a pernicious moth problem is a fashion choice? A statement on the ozone layer? Will she show up in the same shirt a year from now but with a much larger hole, as a performance art denouncement of the greenhouse effect? I need answers.
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What the Fug: A Weekend of Rihanna
I have nothing against puffer coats. But the first time I saw this photo, I thought Rihanna was wearing a puffer coat over ANOTHER puffer coat and it was terribly confusing.
Turns out it’s just a trick of the angle, and I think one side of her coat is just folded very tightly around her. So now all that’s left for me to be puzzled about is why London required a Snowpocalypse coat one minute and then this getup the next:
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