Oh, Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald. I know you had a hard life on Passions, including nearly being cremated alive, and going down to hell with Julian Crane and having to hang out with him there while Hitler wandered by you.
But that’s no excuse for THIS much sideboob. AT THE HALLMARK CHANNEL UPFRONTS. I mean, Hallmark Channel probably has a movie in development all about how sideboob ruins families, or something. And that’s not just sideboob; it’s frontboob: