Fug File: WTF

Fug Hero 6: Rashida Jones

This post gives me a nice excuse to rant about calling your new movie Big Hero 6, because nine people out of ten are going to go, “Huh? Were the first five straight-to-video?”

None of which is Rashida Jones’ problem, of course, but she does HAVE a problem:

Rashida Jones

And that is, that I’ve figured out her true identity. She’s Violet Beauregard, freshly escaped from Wonka’s juicery without a change of clothes.

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Fugs and Fabs of the Melbourne Cup

There is nothing finer than the people-watching at an Australian horse race. You think Royal Ascot is doing the Lord’s work, and then you look at this and realize Royal Ascot is totally phoning it in some of the time.

[Photos: Getty, Splash]


Fugs and Fabs: The BMI Country Awards

The CMAs are tonight, so sure, why not stick YET ANOTHER random-ass country-music awards thingamy the night before?

[Photos: Splash]


WTF: Dakota Fanning at the ACE Awards

Okay. Enough is enough with this style. She looks like a beach-goer who got caught up in a fisherman’s net, and all I can say is that I hope he was cute. (And that this sounds vaguely like something that would happen in the opening act of a Nicholas Sparks novel. The fisherman would be handsome, but sad, and the beach-goer would have an attractive but fatal secret).

Accessories Council 20th Anniversary ACE Awards

Legitimately, who do I have to pay to make this stop? I will GIVE MONEY if people stop wearing these things. I will do a Kickstarter and give all the money to SOMEONE if that person can guarantee that never EVER again will a celebrity think, “yes. I am going to wear a 1950s bathing suit under one of those mesh bags that generally contain oranges and then I’M GOING TO ASK PEOPLE TO TAKE PICTURES SO THAT THIS MOMENT LIVES FOREVER.” I will give all the money. All of it. Just END THIS MADNESS NOW.

[Photos: AKM/GSI]


Casual Fuggerday: Kate Walsh In A Denim Diaper Basically

I’ve said it before, and will repeat it until I am as frayed as the fabric grazing her nethers:

kate walsh

You’re ON Bad Judge. You don’t have to BE one as well.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


What the Fug: “Lady” Victoria Hervey

Happy Halloween. Prepare to be terrified.

Lady Victoria Hervey

Oddly, though, as afraid as this made me that this divinely subtle blossom was about to bud in front of our eyes, the reality was not as spine-tingling.

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