8 photos in galleryI do not know that they put in the champagne in Monte Carlo before this event started, but this show looks like it was all over the place.
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Fug File: WTF
Fabs, Fugs, and WTFs: The World Music Awards Show
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Cannes Insanely Played: Semi-Noted Kook Elena Lenina
This Russian TV personality — a nice, vague resume line — wore a hair crown at the opening ceremony, and she did NOT stop there.
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Billboard Music Awards WTF: Natasha Bedingfield
Oh, my God. No, Natasha. You know what is not still unwritten? MY HORROR.
This is the kind of thing you wear when you call the paparazzi and tell them you’re going to the doctor/Bristol Farms market/the gym, so they will run a photo of your hot abs but you can still claim it was just your lounging clothes. Bonus points if you’re doing it after a breakup, so you can fill your shopping cart with high-calorie feelings and yet still remind everyone your stomach is taut even in grief. It’s a janky hellpile even so, but as something you have actually picked out and lovingly fluffed and prepared for your big night out on a red carpet, it is A CHARRED HEAP OF CRAZY ON A KEBAB. Because those are SWEATPANTS. And that is a bra. And the rest is just crocheted skin. I’m sorry, guys, but Granny has to come out to play: WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY. WEAR YOUR SWEATPANTS TO YOGA AND WEAR YOUR ABS IN YOUR HOUSE.
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A Million Ways To Fug In The West: Charlize Theron in Dior
Dior is the master of beautiful overlays that could have been stunning… if they were real dresses. First Jennifer Lawrenc got the Onesie With A Dream, and now this:
There are a couple offenses here: One is the fact that they put Charlize Theron in a glorified bodyshaper and it’s somehow detracting from the shape of her body; another is that it is such a beautiful theory that doesn’t have any good science supporting it, so to speak; and a third is that it makes Charlize Theron look kind of… silly. Dior, HOW are you making a tall, elegant lady look SILLY? AND YET.
Especially when you see her next to her date:
I just think the whole nakedness of it all makes him look even creepier and her look like she’s trying to be his bit of stuff, when in fact she is so much more accomplished than that. Why is she trying this hard? Why is that not a gorgeous lined dress? Or failing that, a lampshade at an upscale funeral home? Would that make her legs a non-stockinged FRAGILE lamp of Christmas Story fame? Why is Seth MacFarlane? Oh, the philosophy of a Friday.
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Fug file: WTF, transparency, wearing black, Charlize Theron, Sean Penn
WTF: Paz de la Huerta
WHAT WHY HOW NO:
WORDS.
I guess now we know what it looks like when you decide to wear your bra under your bathing suit. Under jeans. AT A PARTY. I CAN’T.
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