Fug File: WTF

What The Fug: Miley Cyrus in Whatever, I’m Bored.

Miley Cyrus has laid somewhat low this year, in part because she’s been touring so much — I guess “performing while straddling¬†a giant hot dog” doesn’t necessarily count as laying low, but at least she’s making you pay to see that — but she’s in New York right now and has popped by Fashion Week parties, and well, she’s back to her Fug Madness form.

Miley Cyrus drug sunglasses

This photo is really just a warning. Do you see those white circles? That is her entire shirt in the next photo, and so if you are reading this at work, please make sure your boss is on board with nudity. Do not let Miley Cyrus get you fired. Do not let her come in like a wrecking ball, nor leave you crashing in a blazing fall. Okay? Let’s proceed.

All she ever did was wre-e-eck meeeee


Fugta Ora

I can’t tell if she’s wincing, or raising the roof.

Rita Ora

Let’s hope it’s both: She’s wincing, and then raising a roof so she can crawl under it and close the door and hide inside, rather than be in public in this body sleeve. It’s like Ed Hardy started designing companion jumpsuits for a furniture company, for those who wish to be camouflaged upon their own divan.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]



Toronto Film Fugstival: Kristen Bell

Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard



DAX: It’s done now.

KRISTEN: No, don’t make me go over there

DAX: It’s too late.

KRISTEN: It’s never too late. Tell them I’m going to throw up. Tell them my ankles just swelled up. Tell them…

DAX: They’ve seen you, Kristen. You have to suck it up.

KRISTEN: But I have regrets, Dax. Big ones.


KRISTEN: I didn’t sing that one.

DAX: It doesn’t matter. Smile and dream of sloths and it’ll all be over soon.

KRISTEN: Fine. Here goes.

let’s do this thing, veronica


What the Fug: Ashley Madekwe in Christian Dior

I thought we were finished with Skirt-Leg. I thought Jennifer Lawrence dragged it out of the shed to die harshly under our gazes.

Ashley Madekwe at BAFTA tea party

I am so naive.

[Photo: Getty]


Emmy WTF: Kerry Condon

Kerry here, though not a household name necessary, has appeared in The Walking Dead, and Believe, and such fare that would suggest she’s on plenty of casting people’s radars.

Kerry Condon

And now, unfortunately for her, she’s on ours. AND ON NOTICE. I seriously feel like, outside an interpretive dance performance called Spanx for the Memories, there is no place for this in in the world.

[Photo: Getty]



VMAs Fug Carpet: Taylor Swift in Mary Katrantzou

In which Taylor Swift dresses as the lining from a Da Vinci Code collection of handbags.

Oh, and if you’d like to see her performance, there is video after the jump.

[Photos: AKM-GSI, Getty]
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