Fug File: WTF

Oscars Weekend Fug Carpet: Miley Cyrus in Schiaparelli and Tom Ford


Miley is going through a really weird phase. It’s called “Pants.”

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Well, more specifically, it’s wacky pants — but it’s a novelty enough that she is wearing becrotched leg coverings at all. Then again, her newness to such a concept may account for her inability to hem them, among other things; I could deal with the cutesy pattern a lot more easily if they were slim-fitting and allowed for a peek of a killer shoe, but as-is, they’re just this really strange mix of matronly and fourth-grade doodles. I have no idea why she has draped her neck in tulle, either, but ours is not to reason why. Ours is but to fug or die.

For the Tom Ford show earlier in the weekend, Miley went in a more familiar direction:

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The Fugp: Ahna O’Reilly


You might remember Ahna from The Help.

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I remember her from five minutes ago, when her body released the hit single “I Am Seriously Not Getting Any Help (99 Cent Store)(Save Me)(Baywatch Remix)(feat. Pitbull).”

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High Fugshion: The adidas x Kanye West YEEZY Show and Front Row


I know this is Kanye’s party, but we HAVE to open with discussing how Bieber looks like a refried Ken doll now.

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Fugs and Fabs and WTFs of Grammy Pre-Parties


WHAT MANNER OF HIDEOUS HYBRID SHITCLOUD IS THIS.

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WTF: Vivica A Fox


I have long harbored a fondness for Vivica A Fox, for noting that she chose her stage name so that people would be saying, “Vivica: A FOX!” when they spoke of her. Wordplay is my jam. LESS of my jam:

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DUDE. Her boobs have to be saying, “Vivica! CAN WE LIVE?”

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Fugtoure Week: Rose McGowan in Jean Paul Gaultier


I’d been wondering what Rose McGowan is up to, professionally, and I’m pleased to say she has offered up the answer.

Rose McGowan Celebrities attend Jean Paul Gaultier's fashion show

When she’s not reading auras, she’s cleaning out every lucha-libre-themed Etsy store she can find, and may or may not be hoarding herself right out of having a guest bedroom. A Fug Madness campaign is assured. How far can she go? Well, it depends. Where will she go when she owns everything there is with a wrestling mask? Skirts with pictures of lifelike ceramic cats? Monchichi sleeves? Is anyone making Murder, She Wrote, slacks? I hope she’ll find out.

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