Well, hell, looks like Marge has been mixing tequila and Listerine again.
If anyone here has seen Office Space, know that the first several dresses in this slideshow are the PC Load Letter of my soul.
Her head looks amazing. As for the rest of her, I can only say: !!!!!??!?!!!?!?!?!!?
She looks as enthused about this as I am:
Namely, not at all. Even the giant ruffle is like, “eh. We really can’t be bothered. Wake us up when it’s time for the Golden Globes.”
I NEED HELP:
Are these, or are these not, The Worst Pants You’ve Ever Seen?
I feel that it is my duty to remind us all that we recently learned Nicole Scherzinger is going to make her West End debut as Grizabella in Cats and I NEED one of you to go see her and report back. I guess she was a Pussycat Doll, and has worn many a catsuit in her time, so Cats is technically in her wheelhouse. If wardrobe is any indication, she may also be in training to star in HOLA LOVERS! J Lo: The Musical:
Which, frankly, I would also go see. Can’t you just picture the amazing, show-stopping Act One finale, where she and Ben Affleck finally break up, mere days before their wedding? I imagine it being just like “One Day More,” except with 1000% more spray tan, strippers, and Juicy sweatsuits, and with the addition of a somber Matt Damon character (played by Ed Sheeran) telling Ben that he has to get a grip, as a Bentley gently drifts across stage. It will be amazing.