Miley is wearing a scarf. “That’s it. That’s the tweet,” as the kids say. Whatever this actually is, it’s meant to look like she just grabbed her favorite winter gear and wound it around her boobs in an Infinite Dress-style attempt to wear one piece several different ways. I can’t imagine that was pleasant in a New York City winter, even if they’re not submerged in the deepest arctic bowels of one, but hey, at least she got to wear an accessory?
Later, she donned a truly frightening pair of Louis Vuitton jeans.
Nobody truly wants low-low-rise jeans to return, but I REALLY do not want cat-flap jeans to arrive.