Fug File: Man Fugs

Casual Fuggerday: Andrew Garfield


I think we can all rest assured that Emma did not approve this one.

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He’s Alive: Chad Michael Murray


Let’s talk about our beloved Mayor of Squintsville, Chad Michael Murray. Remember like two years ago when Natalie Portman decided she was rebooting Scruples — BE STILL MY HEART — and then they went and cast CMM as Spider — MY HEART IS BROKEN — which is the worst casting EVER and then that pilot didn’t get picked up and we were all so sad? Well, don’t worry. He’s still working:

NOT as like the groovy baristo at your local Coffee N Scarves Emporium, where they’re having a BOGO on hair gel but a blistering shortage of razors, as you might think from this, but instead on some show called Chosen on something called CRACKLE that the New York Times actually says is pretty good. WHO KNEW? We are learning.

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ACMs Fugs and Fabs and YES and WTF: The Dudes


Every time I see this Jake Owen guy, I think, “Hello there, Cheesy Luke Wilson.”

[Photos: Getty]

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Fug the Head-Suits: Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, and Brad Pitt


Let’s check in on three erstwhile heartthrobs who are becoming — kind of like Intern George has — one of those Hot Guys We’ll Talk About Fondly To Our Kids And They Will Look At Us Strangely And Go, “Whatever, Mom, He’s Old, I Don’t Get It,” and then we’ll have to fire up the old YouTubes that will, by then, be implanted in our heads.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, WENN]

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Well Played: The Dudes of the Oscars Red Carpet


May we interest you in some eye candy?

PS: We didn’t forget Will Smith and Matthew McConaughey! You can find them here. Just keep livin‘.

[Photos: Getty]

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Oscars Shorts Carpet: Pharrell Williams


As I believe I said on Twitter, shorts are the new hat. If only they’d been bike shorts, Demi Moore-style. God, Pharrell. Think of your Oscars history.

[Photo: Getty]

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