Fug File: Man Fugs

Well Played: The Dudes of the Oscars Red Carpet


May we interest you in some eye candy?

PS: We didn’t forget Will Smith and Matthew McConaughey! You can find them here. Just keep livin‘.

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Oscars Shorts Carpet: Pharrell Williams


As I believe I said on Twitter, shorts are the new hat. If only they’d been bike shorts, Demi Moore-style. God, Pharrell. Think of your Oscars history.

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What The Fug: Adrien Brody


We need to talk about whatever is happening here with Adrien Brody:

Heather and I have this joke in Messy about how you can make a positive review out of anything. (I think the actual joke was that our heroine, Brooke Berlin, is touting a rave review she got for the school play, nothing that it said, “Brooke Berlin is on!” when the actual line was, “Brooke Berlin is onstage.” Brooke Berlin does not let such tiny details bother her.) And I have to admit that when I saw this suit, my actual thought was, ellipsis and all, “Adrien Brody is wearing a….suit!” Because the adjective that would go there is probably a little snarky. (Let’s be honest: it was “CRAZY.”) On the other hand, I love it when an actor possesses the stones to wear something so flashy and interesting as whatever this is. It takes some balls to decide to go out looking like you’re late for your back-up gig in Vegas, and I deeply treasure any actor who decides to take those balls and use them. Additionally, I feel like we need to acknowledge that this is probably from the Jackson Rathbone For Kohls line, which is also very supportive of a fellow actor, so it’s a win all around.

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Grammy Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes


The men kind of brought it last night. Sometimes “it” was sexy, snazzy hotness, and sometimes “it” was CRAY CRAY CRAZY, but either way, we appreciate them playing.

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Fugstin Bieber


I freely admit that I have an incredibly low Bieber tolerance. But among other issues, someone REALLY needs to have a Come to Jesus with him about his upper lip. Or if that doesn’t work, send in Kanye for a Come to Yeezus. Or Beyonce for a Come to Beysus. Or a Nintendo Wii avatar of himself for a Come to Miisus. Because for some reason, sticking him in front of a mirror for a Come to Biebsus has not been effective, because he has the WORLD’S LEAST RELIABLE EYEBALLS APPARENTLY AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING BECAUSE THIS PLANET ALSO HAS KARDASHIANS.

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Your Body is a Wonderfug


In case you were wondering:

NO ONE is more ready for Game of Thrones to come back than John Mayer.

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