I guarantee several Jane the Virgin fans are going, “Are you sure that’s Michael? I don’t believe it.” And yes, it looks nothing like him, but yes, it IS him. (Click for the enlarged photo, and scroll up to his face.) I cannot account for why he’s grown out his hair, and yes, it does make him look a bit like an aspiring clown, but let’s give credit where it’s due: He is rocking some enviable curl formation right there, and he might have to pop by Drinks With Broads someday so that we can exchange product recommendations.
As the suit goes… his sense of occasion is spot-on, as the original MTV generation of yore can still hum the Pac Man song and maybe even name a ghost or three (off the top of my head: Inky, Blinky, and Clyde, and there’s another, and then at one point they added a lady ghost named Sue; I could have looked that up, but I’m trying to force my brain to be its own damn Wikipedia). I find it hilarious. It appears to be a $120 Pac Man suit, and there’s a part of me that’s disappointed he didn’t go all the way and wear the matching necktie. I’m unclear how any of this is going to help him get another job, but I am confident in predicting it got him a boatload of high-fives.
In the meantime…
PINKY. That’s the one I forgot. God bless Pinky.