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Mostly Well Played Covers: Elle’s Women in Hollywood

Honestly, these are mostly pretty awesome. I LOVE seeing such a wide range of ages on the cover of a major women’s magazine, for once. I wonder which one I will get in the mail (I think Jennifer Garner, Tina Fey, and Zoe Saldana are the newsstand options, but I have a subscription. Fingers crossed for my fellow Jessica, the glorious Ms Lange).

[Covers: Elle]


Casual Fuggerday: Confusingly Played, Blake Lively

Well, I don’t know what the hell climate it was in New York yesterday.

Blake Lively

But I do know this: You can take the girl out of Serena van der Woodsen, but you can’t take Serena van der Woodsen out of the girl.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Royals Round-Up, October 17th 2014

This week, I bring you SO MANY hats, a dash of Wills and Harry (Kate is MAYBE coming to an event on Tuesday if she feels well — man, she’s having a tough time of it — so that will be exciting if it happens), yet more Fabulous Poppy Pictures (I am incapable of resisting the Poppies At the Tower, and this week, QE2 popped by), people drinking, mucho Spanish pomp and circumstance, Beatrice’s boyfriend, coats, and MORE.

ELSEWHERE for your enjoyment:


Well Played, Amal (Alamuddin) Clooney

It seems I am unable to resist a well-coiffed brunette in a good day dress. Let’s catch up with Amal, who — I hate to break it to you — looks very glamorous getting on a plane. We’ve already seen her also look glamorous on a boat. I look forward to witnessing her deploy her glamor on a train, a helicopter, in a car, on the back of an ATV, driving a golf cart, and peddling in front of George on a bicycle-built-for-two in the next several years.

(Additionally, here’s her alleged new house. IT’S ON AN ISLAND in the Thames and it’s annoyingly romantic and great also. Jealous flames on the side of my face.)

[Photos: AKM/GSI]


Fug and Fab: Jessica Chastain

Wait a minute. Do we think that’s the Letterman Dumpster, trying to disguise itself as a harmless upright piano waiting to be delivered? Is it looking up on Chastain’s bellbottomed jumpsuit and rethinking the life choice that saw it vacate that nice Park Avenue-adjacent alley outside a UES condo just to get a load of this?

Also herein: Special Guest Stars Heather Locklear, Dakota Fanning, and Kate Mara, except that one of those is a lie.

[Photos: Splash]


Your Afternoon Man: Prince Harry

It’s been too long.

Prince Harry Attends 100 Women In Hedge Funds Gala Dinner In Aid Of WellChild

I just didn’t think it seemed right to make you wait for Royals Round-Up. ENJOY.

[Photo: Getty]