Fug File: Fugs

WTF: Gabi Grecko at the Brownlow Medal

Remember Fug Favorite Brynne Edelsten? You NEED to look at her archives if not, and even if so, because they are spectacular. You may also remember that her wedding to Aussie “entrepreneur” Geoffrey Edelsten cost MILLIONS and involved a DVD narrated by Jason “Costanza” Alexander? ANYWAY. Apparently Brynne and Geoffrey are dunzo (he allegedly stepped out on her with a woman who found him on a website for, and I quote, “sugar daddies,” so that’s subtle; love is apparently dead, and also so is his fortune), and this is his new bride-to-be, NOT the same one who broke up what was surely the greatest love of our time, and who designed this look herself:

2014 Brownlow Medal

Apparently, he has a type. And that type is SPARKLY CRACKPOT.*

*Now with Extra Lady Gaga!

[Photo: Getty]


iFugRadio: Ariana Grande in Misha Collection

This is yet more from the Generic Musical Person bargain bin.

Ariana Grande

It’s amazing that we’ve come to a point where a lacy body-stocking with hideous underpatches is run-of-the-mill, but here we are, square atop Mount See-Through. The view is depressing. Pass the scotch.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]



What the Fug: Hilary Duff in Anthony Vaccarello at iHeartRadio

I read an interview where Hilary said she’s writing songs again and trying to record another album.

Hilary Duff

You can tell by her outfit: pancaked sideboob, elements of tube-top, slashes of silver ruffles like a disco homicide, and an ineffectual modesty flap. It’s a¬†Starlet-Songbird Souffle, and child, it’s falling.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


Well Played, Emma Watson

Both of these looks are from events Emma Watson attended at the U.N. this weekend, as part of her role as U.N. Women Goodwill Ambassador (she gave a rousing speech about feminism and gender equality this weekend; Vanity Fair has the transcript. Good on you, Emma.) so it makes sense that she’s kind of in Stylish But Serious And Professional Gear, since you don’t show up at the United Nations in a cropped top and hot pants I HOPE.

[Photos: Splash]


Fugs and Fabs: Models at the amfAR Gala

There is a real lack of color here, but no lack of LEGS.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News]


Casual Fuggerday: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Balmain

Far be it from to be doubt my lord and master, Coca-Cola Inc. HOWEVER:

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley mesmerizes as she launches Coca-Cola Life **USA ONLY**

I’m not sure if “hotel pillowcase taped around the torso” is WHOLLY on-brand.

[Photo: AKM/GSI]