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What the Fug: Nicole Richie


I saw this and said to myself, “Yep, another Hollywood person in a see-through maxi-dress; another collective prayer of thanks for the presence of undergarments.”

Nicole Richie (2)

But… well, I bet you know what’s coming:

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Fugs and Fabs at the Vogue Foundation Gala: The Actresses, Plus an Extra Casiraghi


In which Emma Watson begins to make amends and someone sports the most fabulous pjs I’ve ever seen.

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Fugs or Fabs: Keri Russell


Edited to add: I CAN’T BELIEVE THE EMMYS SNUBBED HER. The Americans is great, and she is SO GOOD on it. CAPS LOCK RAGE.

Ahem. That out of the way: Keri Russell and I are about the same age and I am not kidding when I say that she makes feel good about said age, because she looks SO GOOD lately, even when she technically is kinda sweaty and also I can see her bra and her pants are kind of modified Bieber leather trousers:

Against all odds, I think this works. Am I high?

She’s all about the monochromatic, as you will see in this other look, from the Today Show:

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What the Fug: Emma Watson in Valentino


… Well, I like the jacket, and the shoes, and the bag, and her head.

Emma Watson at Valentino

But that outfit looks like she got caught in a net that was meant to snare Rita Ora.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]

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Fug or Fab: Nina Dobrev in Elie Saab


For a second, I didn’t recognize Nina here, and I don’t know why:

Regardless, a high-five to the person at Elie Saab who looked at what she wore to Chanel and to Versace and said, “OH GIRL. Let’s give your legs a break for twenty minutes and get you something you can actually sit down in, shall we?”  For that, at the very least, Nina owes someone a cocktail.

But as for the rest of it...

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Fug or Fab: Halle Berry in Versace


I was WAY more excited about this when I thought the sleeves extended into gloves, a la Kim Kardashian’s Met Gala Upholstered Travesty.

Not because that would be good, of course, but mostly because there were SO MANY MORE jokes I could make about such a thing — so many allusions to her stint as Cat Woman — than I can make about this. Because is SOOOOOO Halle Berry: Versace, slinkier than it needs to be, not WHOLLY offensive, given a boost by the fact that she’s gorgeous, and ultimately neither the best nor the most interesting she can do. Yes. That’s where we are. I’m bemoaning the fact that her sleeves do NOT end in wacky, misguided gloves. I might need a vacation.

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