Fug File: Fugs

Fugs and Fabs: The Magic Mike XXL Premiere

There is nothing better than the fact that everyone gets to pose in front of a giant photo of Channing Tatum gyrating. I really hope that Jenna Dewan-Tatum smuggled that out of this premiere and it’s now hanging over their fireplace.

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Well Played, Isabel Lucas

Her whole head looks like she just tumbled out of Soul Cycle, but otherwise?

World Premiere Screening Of Documentary "Unity"

The I’m Really Into Astronauts Wives Club thing suits you, Isabel.

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Fug or Fab the Cover: The Entertainment Weekly X-Files Cover



Is it wrong that my first reaction is, “God, Mulder, couldn’t you be bothered to shave for us?!” And then I thought about it: Mulder is, more than likely, spending his time eating sunflower seeds, absentmindedly tossing pencils at the ceiling (one is going to fall out and pierce the tender skin at the top of his ear, one of these days), and watching porn. NO, he could not be bothered to shave. And Scully looks mildly annoyed by it. This is truly business as usual.

PS: THE SMOKING MAN IS BACK? But he got BLOWN UP in the finale! A missile went through HIS FACE. WE SAW HIS SKULL.

PPS: What IS the story with Scully’s hair? That IS most important! FINALLY, EW, YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND ME.


Fugs and Fabs: The 2015 NBA Draft

Let’s be honest. The real┬ásartorial winner of the draft was Syracuse’s Rakeem Christmas, but the photo is not in any of our subscriptions. And it breaks my heart, because LOOK AT WHAT HE IS WEARING. My husband called it the NBA Draft Formalwear version of an Ugly Christmas Sweater, and he is wise.

Still, by and large, the rest of this night proved the NBA is way more fun than the NFL, at least in terms of clothing. It is, however, slightly less in my wheelhouse if we’re talking actual player analysis, but whatever. I’ll make it up.

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Fug or Fab: Amal Alamuddin Clooney

As regular readers know, I am in the habit of speaking to my laptop as if the person in the photo I am eyeballing can hear me, thanks to the mysteries of the internet. When I saw this, I said — for the first time! You never forget your first time — “OH AMAL.”

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Fug or Fab: Demi Lovato

Is this Not Terrible, or am I just blinded by the pattern? (In a good way. Not in a OH MY GOD NOW I’M BLIND, THANKS DEMI LOVATO way.)

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