In which Cromwell wins over Henry VIII to land himself a spot on the privy council, Wolsey kicks the bucket, and we all learn that life at Sir Thomas More’s house is really, really weird.
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Her face looks as if this outfit has tied her intestines up in knots.
Judging from that belt, her face might be onto something.
QUICK! Imagine Kate Winslet. NO, not asking Leo to draw in this, in only this, nor wearing a bonnet and ducking as Alan Rickman tosses heavy coins at the faces of the children gathered outside their nuptials. Imagine her on the red carpet. Movie premiere red carpet, not Oscars. WHAT IS SHE WEARING?
In which I guess the dress code was “SEXY WIDOW.”
Remember when the MTV Movie Awards were, like, a really big deal? Yeah, I fear those years are past. (Or maybe I AM THE THING THAT IS PAST. [In other words, I may just now be too old for them.])
One of these looks is not like the other. (Spoiler: It’s Tyler Posey’s.)
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