Fug File: Fug Madness

Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Madonna Bracket, Part One


No. 3 JESSIE J vs. No. 7 KENDALL JENNER

Everyone thinks it’s Kim’s year, but here comes little sis, storming her way through the bracket in her first eligible season. Can she knock out another perennial contender?

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Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Charo Bracket, Part 1


No. 1 RITA ORA vs. No. 4 IGGY AZALEA

Oh, man. This one could be CLOSE.

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Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Bjork Bracket, Part 1


No. 2 MILEY CYRUS vs. No. 3 CHARLI XCX

Or as I like to call this matchup: MY EYES!!!!!!

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Fug Madness 2015 Sweet Sixteen: Cher Bracket, Part 1


No. 1 KIM KARDASHIAN vs. No. 13 KATE WALSH

AT LAST, Kim may have meet a competitor who will give her SOME push-back in her laser-focused march toward Total Fug Domination.

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Fug Madness 2015: Round Two Results


No rest for the fuggers: The Sweet 16 comes your way Thursday and Friday, and now that voting is closed, we can reveal who’s forging ahead into the next round.

This is the bracket whose lower seeds scored some epic upsets.

No. 1 KIM KARDASHIAN vs. No. 13 KATE WALSH (Thursday)

For some reason, even though Kate Walsh was my hot upset pick to make it this far, I didn’t actually DO THAT on my own bracket. DUMB. I don’t know if she has the mojo to topple the House of Kards, which has run roughshod through the competition — most recently dispatching Jena Malone and her panty dress with a massive 93 percent of the vote.

No. 2 JENNIFER LOPEZ vs. No. 14 KEKE PALMER (Friday)

In real life J.Lo would probably eat her alive and then pick her teeth with Keke’s bones. In fake life… it might be a tight figh

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Fug Madness 2015, Round Two: Madonna Bracket, Part 2


No. 1 RIHANNA vs. No. 8 CARA DELEVINGNE

I love it when we get a match-up where the two contenders are wearing, if not the same thing, something from the same line. For example, Rihanna wore this INSANELY AWFUL Tom Ford outfit….

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While Cara wore one from the same collection:

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Pasties are hard to pull off. Literally and figuratively.

Let’s take a little twirl through Rihanna’s year (although there’s WAY more in her archives. SO much more. #NeverForget that time she went naked to the CFDAs or the time she wore green lipstick and lace.)

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That is just hilarious. I loved it, but I also recognize that it’s ridiculous. Likewise ridiculous, but far less loved:

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