Fug File: Fug Madness

Fug Madness 2016, the Final Game: Miley Cyrus vs. Kim Kardashian


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(1) Kim Kardashian v (3) Miley Cyrus

These two are officially the Fug Madness version of the Lakers/Celtics rivalry of the mid-80s. This is the THIRD straight time they’ve met in the Finals, and the record is currently tied at 1-1. (You can take a trip down memory lane of all prior Fug Madnesses here.) For what it’s worth, although this is Kim’s fourth trip to the finals, she’s only come away victorious once, having lost once to Miley, and once to Bieber. Can she repeat?! That is wholly up to you. Search your heart and vote your conscience.

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Fug Madness 2016, Final Four: Miley vs. J.Lo


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(3) MILEY CYRUS vs. (1) JENNIFER LOPEZ

Three out of our final four are the same as last year: Kim, Miley, and J.Lo. Kim beat both these women last year – Miley in the finals, Jennifer in the semis. If she fends off Jaime King’s challenge, she’ll get someone she’s faced before in the finals. Don’t throw away your shot, ladies.

REMINDER: Polls in the Final Four are open 48 hours, so these do not close until Saturday, April 2.

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Fug Madness 2016, Elite Eight: Jennifer Lopez vs. Serayah


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(1) JENNIFER LOPEZ vs. (10) SERAYAH

In basketball, No. 10 Syracuse stormed into the Final Four, catching everyone by surprise. Can Serayahcuse do the same? Or will it be J.Lo who advances to face one of yesterday’s winners?

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Fug Madness 2016, Elite Eight: Heidi Klum vs. Jaime King


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(2) HEIDI KLUM vs. (4) JAIME KING

This matchup is DELICIOUS. It’s terribly sad they can’t both advance to greater glory.

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Fug Madness 2016 Elite Eight: Kim Kardashian v. Charli XCX


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(1) Kim Kardashian v. (2) Charli XCX

Charli dispatched Kim’s sister Kylie in the last round. Will Kimberly avenge her sister’s loss and move on to the Final Four in her quest to become the first ever Fug Madness repeat champion? That, Fug Nation, is up to you.

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Fug Madness 2016 Elite Eight: Kourtney Kardashian v. Miley Cyrus


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(13) Kourtney Kardasian v. (3) Miley Cyrus

Kourtney Kardashian is this year’s Cinderella story, taking her low 13 seed all the way to the Elite Eight — and barely. She dispatched Rita Ora last week by fewer than one hundred votes. (Speaking of Cinderella stories, remember the year that Ryan Cabrera went SUPER far on the strength of his crazy hair and how he sometimes would walk around with his nipple out? I miss that dude. Have we talked about how he and Avril Lavigne are dating now? Doesn’t that feel so right?)  Miley, on the other hand, made fairly quick work of Kate Hudson, who can now safely go back to being cute in commercials for her Fabletics line. Will Miley be able to take down a Kardashian? (FYI, Charli XCX beat Kylie last week, so we’re already down one KardashiJenner, and Heidi Klum took out Kanye, so there’s one-by-marriage gone.)

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Fug Madness 2016, Sweet Sixteen: Beyonce v. Jennifer Lopez


This is an amazing match-up! Jennifer Lopez versus Beyonce? Two mega-super-stars enter, one leaves.

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