(1) Kim Kardashian v (3) Miley Cyrus
These two are officially the Fug Madness version of the Lakers/Celtics rivalry of the mid-80s. This is the THIRD straight time they’ve met in the Finals, and the record is currently tied at 1-1. (You can take a trip down memory lane of all prior Fug Madnesses here.) For what it’s worth, although this is Kim’s fourth trip to the finals, she’s only come away victorious once, having lost once to Miley, and once to Bieber. Can she repeat?! That is wholly up to you. Search your heart and vote your conscience.