Her hair looks a lot darker from the front. Then again, so does the foundation she pasted on with a trowel, so maybe it’s just the lighting. And you know I’m stalling on expressing my feelings for the dress when I’m delving THAT deep into whatever her hair situation is. But Carrie Underwood is the proto-Country Blonde, so it’s always big news if suddenly she looks like a Country Whiskey-Colored-Hair Person.

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