This is not a surprise, nor was the earlier post today: If you’d had to guess who’d look the most dramatic at the Billboards, I’ll wager several of you would have picked Doja Cat, Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox, and Megan Thee Stallion (who is in here too, and yes, she would also have been a correct answer). Doja’s spikes only went straight up; MGK is a straight-up glam porcupine, with them going every which way. I was anxious every time these two stood next to each other, in case his sleeve pierced her skin. Maybe that’s why she wore such big ones herself. They’re like shields.

So this one is a bit of a grab bag — we have the metallics, and we have the multi-colored stuff. Just go with it.

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