AMAs Fug Carpet: Jaimie Alexander


I don’t understand this hair on her.

She looks like a different person, which is a problem considering that a lot of people don’t know what she looks like to begin with and have only experienced her as The Human Showgirls Poster. Seriously, that hair adds ten years to her head. It’s NEVER a good idea to add ten years to your head. There are entire reality shows about toddler beauty pageant contestants that have proven this time and again. As for the rest of the outfit, it APPEARS to be a shirt with pants, and I really like the shirt and wish it continued into a cool, slinky long or short skirt, either solid or patterned. It’s a great-looking bodice. And then those wrinkly trousers pop up like refugees from Banal Barn and the whole thing dies like an iPad in water.

[Photo: Getty]

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Comments (24):

  1. Tamarin
    +4

    Her hair usually looks pretty good, why would they mess with it? And I say NO to those pants. The wrinkles are only part of the problem.

  2. Eli
    0

    It looks like they took that horrible wig from that girl in the Blacklist and put it in an updo.

  3. Jenny V
    +4

    I’m not 100% sure who this girl is (she was in the Thor movies, right)?

    I love the top, just not with those pants. Or with that hair.

    • TereLiz
      0

      Yup. And Kyle XY years ago on ABC Fam.

      I feel the same way about the top, pants and hair.

  4. luvthefuggers
    +2

    who?

    • HelenBackAgain
      +7

      I still don’t know who she is either, other than the girl who showed her entire cooter, back and front views both, in front of her boyfriend’s teenage daughter.

    •  Gypsy Danger
      +1

      Her most recent role is Sif in the Thor movies. Bad ass lady warrior.

      • Maria L.
        +4

        I know her pubis better than I know her. In this get up she looks like an aerobics instructor at the local gym.

  5. Sandra
    +2

    On the plus side, she’s decently covered this time.

  6. LoriK
    0

    I don’t understand any of this on her. It’s nuts, and not in a good way.

  7. maryse
    +8

    ever since her “overexposure” she’s been showing up in more and more clothes. i think we will see her in a mrs. roper caftan and turban before long.

  8. Daenerys
    0

    I like the top, want to get out my steamer and get to work on those pants.
    But I like the hair. I think the short bangs are kind of edgy and go nicely with the top.
    And the updo shows off her gorgeous bone structure, long neck and sculpted shoulders.

  9. Katty McNiley Ripley
    +4

    If you told me this photo was from 1998, I would’ve believed you…

  10. TereLiz
    0

    Oh, Jaimie, honey, it’s too late to reel it in.

    And what have you done to your HAIR? And is that pants or a jumpsuit? This is bad. Unless you’re going out to dinner afterward with your granny. Then you still shouldn’t wear this because she might ask to borrow it.

  11. Sajorina
    +2

    I don’t mind the hair, I love the top, but I don’t understand the pants or the shoes or the extra “i” on her name!

    • sema4dogz
      +1

      I agree with Sajorina. I rather like the hair, it’s bit different and a nice change from all these overblown blondes. And the top is wonderful. But those awful pants….!

  12. lopinslo
    +3

    My brain always autocorrects her name to Jason Alexander. Given some of her recent fashion choices, it’s led to some awkward mental images.

    • HelenBackAgain
      +3

      That took me to a scary visual place!

    • Poison Sumac
      +2

      My brain keeps the name, but substitutes the image of my cousin Jamie Alexander, who is chunky with a big salt-and-pepper mustache.

  13. Robin
    +1

    That hairstyle makes her look like Mary Page Keller’s sister.

  14. Sarann
    +2

    She is so pretty in Thor, why is so always so crazy looking in real life? Can we just give her a sword in real life? Would that help?

  15. atk
    0

    The pants are terrible in basically every way, the top is alright and I can see how it might be cool in a different outfit. Really don’t care for the bangs at all. Who is her stylist and can they be fired immediately and replaced with whoever was dressing her for The Last Stand events? Because she looked consistently amazing for those.