In honor of The Squint’s appearance in the One Tree Hill┬áseason 9 (!!) trailer, in which his limp long locks are a point of tremendous hilarity in an otherwise drama-filled clip (Dan Scott looks particularly murderous), we’ve decided to take a loving look back at some of CMM’s best coifs and facial expressions. You may want to study them, because the next time you watch a stoned dog eat your hated father’s would-be-transplanted heart, you will want to reach for the right reaction. Also: bonus Lohan.

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