VALENTINO: I AM THE TANNEST MAN IN THE WORLD.
ANNE HATHAWAY: You are kind of –
VALENTINO: NAY. I AM THE TANNEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED.
ANNE: That might be –
VALENTINO: LIKE A BURNISHED OAK FLOOR, I AM.
ANNE: I do feel a bit —
VALENTINO: YOU LOOK LIKE SKIM MILK IN COMPARISON.
ANNE: DUDE. Get out of my shot so that people can actually pay attention to ME at my movie premiere, will you?
VALENTINO: CUTE! LIKE A 60S POP STAR.
VALENTINO: A 60S POP STAR RECORDING A HOLIDAY SONG!
ANNE: Thank you.
VALENTINO: A 60S POP STAR WITH SHINY HAIR. FYI YOUR HAIR IN THE PREVIEW FOR LOVE AND OTHER DRUGS MAKES YOU LOOK JUST LIKE JESSICA’S COLLEGE ROOMMATE JEN.
ANNE: Thank you?
VALENTINO: JEN IS AWESOME, THAT’S A COMPLIMENT.
ANNE: Thank you!
VALENTINO; Am I still monopolizing your Well Played?
ANNE: YES.
VALENTINO: Sorry.