Well Played, Anne Hathaway

VALENTINO: I AM THE TANNEST MAN IN THE WORLD.

ANNE HATHAWAY: You are kind of  –

VALENTINO: NAY. I AM THE TANNEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED.

ANNE: That might be –

VALENTINO: LIKE A BURNISHED OAK FLOOR, I AM.

ANNE: I do feel a bit —

VALENTINO: YOU LOOK LIKE SKIM MILK IN COMPARISON.

ANNE: DUDE. Get out of my shot so that people can actually pay attention to ME at my movie premiere, will you?

VALENTINO: CUTE! LIKE A 60S POP STAR.