Tika Fugter

Well, the movie is called Sparkle, and this definitely matches.

And the handy thing is, if Tika is ever invited to the premiere of a movie called Pelvic Window, she can totally wear it again.

[Photo: Getty]

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Comments (22):

  1. neiges

    You are cooking with gas today! Sharp, witty and funny.

  2. Stefanie

    Stars!: Even they wear control top undies.

  3. TonyG

    Too bad it’s see-through sparkly. It would have worked otherwise.

  4. Katie

    That is the fanciest (and potentially warmest) beach cover-up I’ve ever seen.

  5. Sandra

    Jeebus I’m tired of Naked Clothes. This isn’t as bad as Jessie J, but only because it doesn’t appear to have fungus growing on it.

  6. Helen

    Cut the skirt to a mini, and it’s Nancy Kerrigan’s regrettably anticipatory costume the night Oksana Baiul won the gold.

  7. Art Eclectic

    This would have worked if it had been LINED. Except for whatever is going on at the top of those sleeves….

  8. Fashion Accessory

    Such a lovely dress, look great on you! I love this dress!

  9. bam bam

    all i see is a big gold downvote.

  10. vandalfan

    On closer inspection, it doesn’t even fit that well. The arm pits sag and gape, and it’s six inches too long.

  11. Sajorina

    That dress is FUGLY, but I have a bigger issue with that stupid weave… She’s not fooling anyone!

    • Kara

      The dress and the weave are both too long, but I noticed the weave before I noticed that her undies are showing.

      • Shiitake

        The weave is heinous.

        • Tiffany

          As someone not familiar with weaves…what is wrong with hers? It looks like long straight hair to me. I must be missing something, but I would love to learn more!

  12. Rubee

    I don’t think the dress is pretty at all: too long, too much gold, too much glitter, generic design and the fabric reminds me of those fashionable acrylic outfits from the late 90′s. The transparency is pure Ew! because since she’s wearing a bodice, she obviously knew the dress was translucent. And that weave is pathetic.

  13. regina

    This would have worked so well with a slip underneath instead of a bathing suit! What a shame, the dress is truly stylish.

  14. ML

    Hey Tika, somewhere there’s a 1975 JC Penney Catalog fashion shoot missing its “evening fashions” model.

  15. Tiffany

    “Pevlic Window” is one of the funniest things I have heard in a while! LOVE it! ;)

  16. Josie

    I thought you wrote Pelvic Widow, which would be an awesome name for a Eastern European Riot Grrrrl group!

  17. Andrew S.

    If my memory serves me correctly, she finished an AWESOME run on Gossip Girl in season 4 where she was fabulous, rich, smart and even more fabulous. This definitely needed a slip but I don’t mind it all that much as is.

  18. Ms. A.

    Leotard, what?