Well, the movie is called Sparkle, and this definitely matches.
And the handy thing is, if Tika is ever invited to the premiere of a movie called Pelvic Window, she can totally wear it again.
You are cooking with gas today! Sharp, witty and funny.
Stars!: Even they wear control top undies.
Too bad it’s see-through sparkly. It would have worked otherwise.
That is the fanciest (and potentially warmest) beach cover-up I’ve ever seen.
Certainly the longest anyways
Jeebus I’m tired of Naked Clothes. This isn’t as bad as Jessie J, but only because it doesn’t appear to have fungus growing on it.
Cut the skirt to a mini, and it’s Nancy Kerrigan’s regrettably anticipatory costume the night Oksana Baiul won the gold.
This would have worked if it had been LINED. Except for whatever is going on at the top of those sleeves….
Such a lovely dress, look great on you! I love this dress!
all i see is a big gold downvote.
On closer inspection, it doesn’t even fit that well. The arm pits sag and gape, and it’s six inches too long.
That dress is FUGLY, but I have a bigger issue with that stupid weave… She’s not fooling anyone!
The dress and the weave are both too long, but I noticed the weave before I noticed that her undies are showing.
The weave is heinous.
As someone not familiar with weaves…what is wrong with hers? It looks like long straight hair to me. I must be missing something, but I would love to learn more!
I don’t think the dress is pretty at all: too long, too much gold, too much glitter, generic design and the fabric reminds me of those fashionable acrylic outfits from the late 90′s. The transparency is pure Ew! because since she’s wearing a bodice, she obviously knew the dress was translucent. And that weave is pathetic.
This would have worked so well with a slip underneath instead of a bathing suit! What a shame, the dress is truly stylish.
Hey Tika, somewhere there’s a 1975 JC Penney Catalog fashion shoot missing its “evening fashions” model.
“Pevlic Window” is one of the funniest things I have heard in a while! LOVE it!
I thought you wrote Pelvic Widow, which would be an awesome name for a Eastern European Riot Grrrrl group!
If my memory serves me correctly, she finished an AWESOME run on Gossip Girl in season 4 where she was fabulous, rich, smart and even more fabulous. This definitely needed a slip but I don’t mind it all that much as is.