Fug File: Miss Universe

Fabs and FABBERS: The Miss Universe 2015 National Costume Show

This slideshow may seem long to you, but it’s WORTH IT. I promise. I would not lie about something this important. Although once you realize these are all the things Katy Perry will appropriate with her next concert tour/album, it gets awkward.

[Photos: Splash, Getty]


Fugs and Fabs: Portions of the Miss Universe Pageant

So, I’ve never watched Miss Universe, and now I regret that tremendously. Because there’s a whole costume portion that’s basically like if synchronized swimming had a formalwear element, and also, no synchronization. But you feel me. These are just the highlights; if I’d used every majesty, we’d be clicking through all day.

[Photos: WENN]